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[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 74 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Right there, in the photo, silly.

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 9 points 2 weeks ago

Cock-a-doodle-doo, any {rooster} will do.

[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dino nuggets are made from real theropod dinosaurs.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Dinosaurs evolved into chickens, which we kill and shape their meat into cartoon dinosaurs and use real dinosaurs as fuel to cook and eat them.

We are the monsters.

[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Uhm, ackhtully the fuel is mostly from ancient peat and algae, not contemporary to the dinosaurs but rather the Carboniferous period.

[–] muzzle@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Carboniferous literally means "when ~~carbon~~ coal was made'

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That would be about 5 billion years back?

[–] muzzle@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Good point, is coal, not carbon!

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

To be pedantic, di osaurs didn't evolve into birds. Birds are dinosaurs. Avian dinosaurs are the only dinosaurs that survived the mass extinction and never stopped being dinosaurs.

[–] Una@europe.pub 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only reason a chicken can not kill you and eat you is because chicken is too small so just behave and be thankful that they are so small.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I've often thought we all lucked out that the bigger dogs are more docile.

[–] hirihit640@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We probably just bred them that way. Unmanageable dogs were undesirable and bred out

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

No no, it's the reverse; the little shits are bred that way.

[–] DistrictSIX@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

In what world is this the case? Boerboel, Cane Corso, Presa Canario, Filha Brasilero, these are all 50+ kg dogs that are in no way docile. And there are plenty of smaller breeds that are docile. I think the main reason is that, as an owner of a large breed, you have to train your dog to some extent, or it will seriously hurt someone. Smaller breed owners often seem content with just picking up their dog in their arms when they get aggressive, or just laughing it away by calling it feisty or a diva or some other nonsense. Being an irresponsible small dog owner simply doesn't come with the same down sides as being an irresponsible muscle dog owner.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

People spent so long asking if we could, they forgot to ask if we should.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If they had asked, the answer would have been "Yes. Yes, we should."

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 8 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no, the question was asked. It went down like this, approximately:

  • Hey, bro, should we...
  • HELL YES WE SHOULD

And it was decided.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago

Answer doesn't change

the answer is still yes

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ever since I knew the weakness of flesh it disgusted me.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 2 weeks ago

Easy there Cogboy.

[–] homes@piefed.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is this a new companion from the upcoming Fallout 5?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Rad chickens will be recruitable, then you can craft cybernetic enhancements.

[–] homes@piefed.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

[ Everyone likes this ]

What will it be called?

Chickenfinger

[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Or an Mother 3 unused Chimera.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 2 weeks ago

"Part robot. Part organic. All chicken."

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 9 points 2 weeks ago

Buh-gawkdial up modem sounds

[–] TurkeyDurkey@piefed.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I want to augment animals. That's probably illegal right?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 2 weeks ago

There's no rules against it.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 8 points 2 weeks ago

Chicken lover Allen Pan

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

Your scientists spent so much time wondering if they could that they forgot to ask whether they should...

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

In the video they put a rocket launcher on the chickens back.

(It was a foam dart launcher but it was pretty cool all the same.)

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Unfortunately, I'm not as into cocktails as I used to be.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

The Omnissiah approves.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

I fucking love Allen

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Transform and cluck out!

[–] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Some liquor store or event is going to be extremely confused when they open their shipment of “cocktails”

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

“License and registration, CHICKEN LOVER!”

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Dino robot.

[–] wk5ar@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

REMEMBER!!! 😂

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I would support any petition for grant monies.

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Weird to think chickens are only a few genetic tweaks from being Dino's

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Courtesy of "chicken lover".