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[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 4 points 1 hour ago

I am having this fight as we speak...

[–] aMockTie@piefed.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

"Do I look like I know what a one drive is? I just want my pictures on my god dang hard drive!"

Edit: For anyone who might not be familiar with the scene in question.

[–] squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi 35 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

On my computer...

Microsoft: There's no such thing

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 hour ago

I think you mean our computer comrade

[–] tabular@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago

On my computer

Microsoft: that's where you're wrong kiddo

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 12 points 3 hours ago

Every time I touch a Windows computer, after 5 minutes, me hacking on the keyboard: "Why 🔨 Can't 🔨 I 🔨 Just 🔨 Do 🔨 This 🔨!!!"

Then I have to explain to my coworkers (where else would I touch a Windows computer) that I'm actually a very leet hacker, just on a different OS 😳

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

This is funny, after X years of working professionally as an IT guy in a Microsoft 365 environment, I have started to rely heavily on OneDrive and I feel worried if I save work stuff outside of it.

At home I don't use it, but I am working on building a NAS to have better storage.

[–] Bloefz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Microsoft are now automatically syncing the documents folder to OneDrive too, that's how they get you.

It also hides local folders in explorer now if your have OneDrive (which my employer turns on).

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago

You mean "This Computer" they renamed it.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Recently started using a Win11 machine at my new job. Fuck me is file explorer a pile of shit. Remove gallery and onedrive links... wtf do you mean I need to use the registry editor to remove/hide some things on the side bar of file explorer?

[–] gapa@feddit.nu 1 points 23 minutes ago

And why do I need two links for usb stick?

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

Adobe does the same exact fucking bullshit

[–] blackbeans@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

You can hit F12 to save documents locally in Office applications, it bypasses all the Onedrive trash

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 9 points 2 hours ago

"Look at what they need just to mimic a fraction of our power!"