Fucking banchode.
this post was submitted on 23 May 2026
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Why is the FBI director selling apparel?
I believe the proper term is Kakistocracy.
Kash Money is femboy bussy inspector
I assume that's where all the Female Body Inspector shirts come from
It's the only logical conclusion
Nenjamin Betanyahu might just be interested in 69,420 t-shirt orders from Kash.
Why does the FBI director have personalized bourbon bottles?
So he can install malware on your computer (even though only his fans will be affected...)
#grindset
#griftmaxxing
He must be laying low, I haven't heard a peep about him all week.
honestly what you deserve if you are buying apparel from Kash Patel. 🤷♂️
This mentality is understandable, but it only benefits Kash Patel and people like him. As a society, we need to hold people accountable even if they only hurt our enemies. The existence of a bad actor means that anyone or anything else could become a target, too.
What in the liberal coolaid are you drinking?
What kind of 4chan koolaid are you drinking?
Too lazy to check, but I'm almost sure Patel's website runs WordPress with a vulnerable plugin that allows anyone to set up ClickFix among other things.
The FBI director's Based Apparel site has been spotted hosting a 'ClickFix' attack, which involves duping users into running a seemingly benign, but malicious command.