Holy moly I was just ranting incoherence about this so much I welcome the new grass-stained burnt face look that RFK Jr. Really Brings To uh wherever he u-
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Ok. Tanning beds are cancer machines for everyone. The enablement is a consequence of allowing sun beds in the first place - this doesn't change much honestly.
Also, what groups are cleared here? Teenagers? Children? There is a lot of ambiguity in that news site.
They're probably thinking "a nice tan will make children even more fuckable!"
especially tanning booth are visited by primarly men/women who has to undress
Ah yes. Hook em while they're young. Just like another major source of cancer: cigarettes.
Indoctrination is a real threat. Set them up for their agendas, and they'll do the rest. Any notion of cancer will just be reflected back by such people, this is much more effective if education is scarce.
It’s what dumb ass Americans deemed important so here we are
withdrew a proposed FDA rule
rule that would have banned minors from using devices that mimic sunlight
The rule, which was withdrawn March 16, would have also required indoor tanning facility users to sign a form acknowledging the risk of cancer, early skin aging and other health effects.
Misleading title.
look at rfk jr, hes a leather couch from all those tanning booths.
JD Vance intensifies
trying to be pleatherleatherface from texas.
When I was younger, and much stupider, I said categorically, hot sun sci fi beds cook skin, end!
they do cook the skin.
Well I want everyone to stop cooking the skin
Dude literally had the brain worms(s)
And they died of starvation!
he was trying to get most powerful worm, the raccoon roundworm.
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