I mean, you'd be remembered in history, eh? It might come back every generation or so..."Dude! Look at what I found! This page shows that Shitting Girl is apparently someone forever stuck in a squat on Mount Everest! We have to go!"

They'd bring even more garbage up there in memoriam and some would die in prayer to the squatted wonder. Then one day, the mass of trash and accumulated snow would crack and the shitting wonder would avalanche to be lost until the aliens would track you down, freeze you in Carbonite, and sell you in the nearest intergalactic flea market. You get the idea.

Left at green boots, right at shitting girl, and if you see jorking it guy, you've gone too far.

That would never happen because women dont have bowel movements.

Mount Everest is a fake ass accomplishment for rich people anyway. You don’t carry all your shit, there are lines to the peak, garbage everywhere, it’s basically Times Square for CEOs who want to market themselves as ‘adventurers’. Slightly more death involved each year, but that has more to do with the weather than how Tough someone is.

That was the worst part of my experience with going to altitude. I inevitably get tumbly guts and begin having gas like nobody's business. Damn my friend for telling me to go with him to the 14k peak one day after I arrived from sea level, but damn that stupid trail for making it so difficult to find a secluded place to spew my poor bowels' contents.

Fuck Everest. I wanna be the first person to climb Olympus Mons. Bigger challenge. Right off the bat, even the base of it has air too thin to breathe without special equipment. 😌

I'd like to workshop how to make climbing Everest uncool amongst the stupid rich.

Can't miss it, right next to Green Boots

Sorry, Anne, that title is forever claimed by Kaitlyn Bennett.