Cross platform? Does that mean animal sex? That already exists, except it's immoral since animals can't consent (unless you're a self-deluded zoophile).
this post was submitted on 26 May 2026
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No like other platforms. Like one person on a bed while the other stands or on a table against a wall. Something like that maybe
Cross platform is when multitrack drifting arrives at the station.
Aren't we all animals on this blessed day.
This you: 👆🤓 ?
For a minute I thought we were gonna need a new CEO of sex
Because he was shining his candidacy for president?
Can someone explain why these memes are funny? Or maybe what they're satire of?
I keep seeing "The CEO of SEX says... (insert generic press release here)"
Fundamentally, rules regarding sex derive from biological characteristics on one hand and rules regarding social interaction on the other. The joke here is treating them like a video game, where the lead designer can decide to add or remove gameplay features if they think it will make the game better (or make them more money). Thus, this complex construct, one that society has been refining over millennia of shifting priorities while our understanding of the human mind is evolving, is reduced to the whims of one person.
Naming Jacob Batalon the “CEO of Sex” (equivalent to the lead designer role in this “sex as a video game” construct) adds another level to it, as one’s initial expectation for someone with that title is a classically handsome man, which Jacob Batalon – his other qualities notwithstanding – is most certainly not, and never claimed to be.
I can’t make you find it funny, but I hope it makes sense why some of us do…?
It’s absurdism, think of dadaism, or rawr xd
(It’s what the kids find funny, leave em be)
Isn't Dadaism like not even absurd but so absurd it loses all meaning?
Bring back Duchamp as a zombie world president!
It stopped being funny about ten posts ago tbh
its never not funny
This meme will never die for me!
I thought this was /c/news
Is that spider mans chair guy?
Guy in the chair is the official title, buddy
Yes