this post was submitted on 26 May 2026
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[–] marretics@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Does it work for men as well?

[–] EvasiveSpecies@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

You can probably tighten your anus the same way I guess

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[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 6 points 23 hours ago

I haven't read the article but: kegels

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[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Quick question. What happens when a guy does these exercises?

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

4 Exercises That'll Make Your Bussy So Tight It Becomes a Dick Guillotine

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 57 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But just the one.

Recovery time between sets is enormous.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Helps hold your pee in longer.

[–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 21 points 1 day ago

Because it’s stored in the balls.

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[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

From what I heard, greater control and better orgasms?

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 13 points 1 day ago

I've met guys who could tighten up so much it was very uncomfortable, pls don't

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] turdburglar@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

that’s my cousin

[–] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

That's my band name.

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[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (13 children)

I literally had to go to physical therapy to loosen up.

[–] OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago

This is real. Spasms at the entrance hole.

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[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (23 children)

I remember when I was a horny fit girl I was a yoga teacher for 3 years earning $25 a week and no man wanted me because who could love anybody on food stamps earning $25 a week?

Forever alone fit girl 🙋🏼‍♀️

Being fit & healthy mean nothing unless you're wealthy.

What's classy if you're rich, but trashy if you're poor? Being a fit girl, apparently.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

...

Being wealthy means nothing unless you're healthy and well.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 17 hours ago

Gotta be the whole package - health & wealth & personality & intellectual & attractive - to gain any traction in this cutthroat society.

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Start painting, poor is almost an obligation here.

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[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

VAGINA DENTATA!! VAGINA DENTATA!!!!

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[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

Chomp chomp!

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

my client interprets this as a mailto link lmao

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As it should. I think they forgot the ! at the beginning that is used to indicate that it is a Lemmy community.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 4 points 22 hours ago

They forgot the bang before their porn sub!

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