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Quick question. What happens when a guy does these exercises?
4 Exercises That'll Make Your Bussy So Tight It Becomes a Dick Guillotine
You can do a dick pushup
But just the one.
Recovery time between sets is enormous.
Cock push-ups?
You know it
Helps hold your pee in longer.
Because it’s stored in the balls.
Also maybe last longer, but the hold your pee is probably more applicable.
Or cut it off midstream
From what I heard, greater control and better orgasms?
I've met guys who could tighten up so much it was very uncomfortable, pls don't
https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/mens-health/in-depth/kegel-exercises-for-men/art-20045074
Turd Guillotine
That's my band name.
that’s my cousin
Playing this Saturday night at the worst bar in town.
Watch that movie for the first time last night. Good movie.
You get a more stable and controllable boner
Mach 10 boner