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And that’s basically it!
Like a country song written after too many drinks, "My dog shot my wife and my truck left me."
he found out she's the one who shot his paw
$2.94/gallon? That must be an archive photo.
Guns don't kill people! ~~People~~ dogs with guns kill people!
(The problem might be guns lol)
Nonsense, if a good dog had a gun, it could have stopped the bad dog with a gun before they did any harm!
False. There are no bad dogs only good dogs that do bad things
Really he's more bark th--
"and I'd do it again, too!" - dog
What a bitch...
I'll see myself out.
America!
It is illegal in Nebraska to drive with a loaded shotgun in your vehicle.
Literally 1984
So im not the only one who thinks the gaz prices at that station are the banger.
Negligent firearm owner improperly and illegally stores firearm, leading to lethal unintentional discharge
FTFY
striking a female passerby.
Thank the Christian god it wasn’t a male passerby. There might have been a lawsuit! That respectable gun owner might have lost his freedom stick.
He’s likely to lose it after this. It’s illegal to keep a loaded shotgun in a car in his jurisdiction
~~She~~
Edit: nevermind, misread another article.
If there were any discrimination in that sentence, it's supposed to evoke more outrage than if a man died, not less. But more likely it's just reporting what limited facts they have and are allowed to print.