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[–] edgesmash@lemmy.world 82 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

Consider the consequences of your actions, please!

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Is it worth it? That depends. What percentage of the boys does it bring to the yard?

[–] edgesmash@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

I think we need to run a controlled experiment to determine the ratio of boys brought to one's yard.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

According to the pic, at least 2

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[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 62 points 4 weeks ago (47 children)

As someone with full auditory and visual Aphantasia. This is extremely fucked up and ableist. (I am honestly only half joking this is very ableist either way)

I can't rotate cows in my head. I can't even hear cows in my head.

The cops still can't stop be tho.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 67 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Lol if they had said that you can count your fingers then we'd have someone in here without arms saying how ableist the tweet was

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 51 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

saying

How dare you, some people are mute and can't say! /j

[–] M137@lemmy.today 11 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Hard to write without fingers too. Doable but harder, very abelist again!!

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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 weeks ago

I'm able to do it if I'm half asleep. Problem is i get so excited at my ability to create anything I want in amazing detail that I wake back up

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[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 47 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Why is the cow wearing a thong? :(

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 28 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You'd rather it be naked that's fine you can rotate naked cows

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 24 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Yo everybody! Get a load of this guy! His rotating mind cows are naked!

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[–] MBech@feddit.dk 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Because you want to bang your mom.

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[–] chattre@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

as an aphantasiac I will literally describe the worst possible scene and you will be forced to picture it

and I will win

:3

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Yeah i'm like 80% aphantasiac, I can picture maybe the last time I saw a cow I, could probably imagine something else in the static scene, I can't even really make it turn it's head.

There's no rotating it.

[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

All I got is dark gray static. No cows. The occasional moving blob of different dark gray static.

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[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You're also free from seeing horrific things you've experienced over and over again. What are your dreams like?

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fellow aphantasiac here. Dreams are just fine, and in full color.

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[–] drone678@piefed.social 41 points 4 weeks ago (21 children)

Aphantasia enters the chat.

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[–] kablez@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

When I used to have to go to church as a kid, I'd imagine I was starting a new save file of Zelda Ocarina of Time. By the time mass was over I'd usually be up to one of the first rooms in the Great Deku Tree, in my head. It was only decades later I learned I was also autistic, but that's a story for another day!

[–] tjsauce@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I did the same with watching Pulp Fiction and The Phantom Menace in church

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[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A polish song about doing cocaine playing quietly

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That was the same cow I was just rotating.

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[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 21 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Traitorous people want to make you believe for some reason that YOU CAN do things WITHOUT your LOCAL CORPORATION knowing. TO USE such DANGEROUS things as IMAGINATION is ANTI AMERICAN, and is the attempt of ILLEGAL ALIENS to weaken the AMERICAN ECONOMY which is doing great, best it has ever been, yesterday a big economy, strong economy; beautiful economy, came down to me, tears down its eyes, thanking me, saying mister President, thank you so much for making me beautiful again, and I said of course I did, after SLOW POWEL got out, I was able to lower interest rates, devalue the dollar and FORCE AMERICAN FACTORIES back so that great products like most AMERICAN products can really SUCEED and BRING the AMERICAN DREAM BACK contrary to CHINA which is faltering, have you seen how mismanaged their real estate sector is, I could’ve done much better, cause I am a GENIUS and clearly I am amazing, did you see how I ACED MULTIPLE COGNITIVE TESTS, they asked me list these animals, and I said, it’s obvious, woman man person camera TV and the doctor, she speaking of XI, he’s an amazing leader who is making China great and TOLD ME that I PREVENTED AMERICAN DECLINE AND AM NOW ON ROUTE TO A GOLDEN AGE like my BALLROOM which is GOLDEN and TACTICAL, and SAFE just like our stock market IT IS RISING AND BETTER THAN EVER. THANK YOU FOR YOU ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER, PRESIDENT DONALD JOHNATHAN TRUMP

Gotta be honest, sleep deprivation really helps with these

[–] waterbird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 weeks ago

i hate that i read this in his voice and it was flawless. 0/10, perfection.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Am I supposed to assume a spherical cow?

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes. In a frictionless vacuum.

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[–] RedSeries@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 weeks ago

...and the cops can't stop you

Neither can the cow hehehehehehe

[–] MuteDog@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

I don't even have to close my eyes to do this

[–] AshenSilver@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] swiftywizard@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I have seen aphantasia mentioned many times but don't forget about hyperphantasia

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Me: Low chuckle

Mind police: "Hands up!"

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 weeks ago

Why stop at cows?

[–] comfy@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That did not solve my boredom.

I made the cow walk upright, gave the cow a bardiche, made 665 more cows like that, and made them raid a village.

That was entertaining.

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[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

"Don't have a cow, man!"
- Bart Simpsons, police officer

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