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[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 59 minutes ago)

So, as Cypher made clear, the main draw of the matrix was that he didn't have to spend his entire life being miserable, with shit to eat, and nothing enjoyable to do. Soo... What about the constructs? If they could simulate people and sensory input with enough fidelity to "learn kungfu", couldn't they simulate the experience of a juicy steak? Why, when they weren't actually spending their time outside the matrix doing much other than sitting in a spaceship, wouldn't they just spend 6 hours a day in the construct (again, not the matrix, their own simulated construct)? Wouldn't that have given them all much more practice with breaking the construct of the matrix, and also let them have the nice stuff that the matrix offered, and also knowing that they were the masters of their own destinies? It seems like Morpheus was just a shitty manager, and Cypher was unfulfilled in his job.

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

Id rather stay in the matrix and pretend I'm eating steak, thank you very much.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 17 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I remember his office from the movie. It was not comfy.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 20 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (4 children)

He had his own cubicle. Better than any of the "open plan" offices I spent years working in.

[–] nightlily@leminal.space 3 points 1 hour ago

I’ve worked in open plan offices my entire 20 year career and I yearn for the cheap fabric covered mines.

[–] ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

This was 1999; it was standard.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago

That's the fun part, in that time, cubicles were seen as terrible, dystopian, cheapass things because folks used to have offices, and how much cheaper could it really get than some flimsy modular furniture for you to sit at?

Then the companies gestured to just some tables in a room and said "figure it out, and no assigned seating, so just figure it out each day" to show how cheap and how little regard they have for the employees.

At this rate, I fully expect in the next few years for the next wave in office space optimization:

[–] 6244901@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 hours ago
[–] horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You mean choosing whether to live with purpose or just continue to exist?

[–] ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

You have never dated a punk. You have never been in love with anyone adapted to poverty who had any sense of adventure.

[–] horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 57 minutes ago

You're an odd morpheus.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 45 points 9 hours ago
[–] razzazzika@lemmy.zip 6 points 7 hours ago

Better than a soul crushing office job

[–] ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah but at least I'm part of an armed resistance trying to win back their freedom.

[–] ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

So terrorists. You're saying that's a good thing?

[–] thebasementcakes@leminal.space 47 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Red pill side effects include cave raves, bad clothes, and new zionism

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (3 children)

Neo was powerful. I wonder if he could have gained the same abilities, without the help of Morpheus, throughout his time in the matrix. Were he able to do so, he could have lived a nice life inside. I guess Neo felt a higher calling to free mankind or something, so he left... or maybe Morpheus just didn't tell him the whole picture before offering the pill. Morpheus probably needed a powerful warrior and just rolled the dice on Neo, deciding to not exactly paint the whole picture.
Anyway.. had I known the whole picture, I'd have stayed inside.

[–] ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

Its a metaphor for a real philosophical movement that parallels the trans experience, and decision the writer/directors did make themselves.

[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

for me, it's the opposite. I don't mind living in a simulation if everyone else is a real thinking person, but I would've felt compelled to help give everyone the option to leave

[–] muzzle@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Morpheus was just terrible at explaining. From xkcd

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