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    [–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 6 points 28 minutes ago

    You just gotta love the "do not hallucinate" part of that prompt, which is like taking a person tripping balls on LSD, and telling them "now hear this, I want you to only tell me facts, and I do not want you to hallucinate!"

    Good luck with THAT.

    [–] rtxn@lemmy.world 85 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

    storage: ZFS RAID2 array of three hundred free icloud accounts

    I bet somebody's been bored and/or psychotic enough to have done that, booted a Linux machine from it, and played DOOM on it.

    [–] notabot@piefed.social 38 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

    I had planned to do some productive work tomorrow, but this is calling to me. I must be strong...

    [–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 12 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

    Go on! You know you want to!

    [–] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 2 points 25 minutes ago

    Now that we have decided you are going to do it. Share the results of whatever comes out it.

    [–] CameronDev@programming.dev 7 points 1 hour ago

    I'm sure I saw something like that a while ago, but it was mostly a joke project. Can't remember its name or anything though.

    For a more exciting FS, there is: https://github.com/yarrick/pingfs

    [–] zilouge@feddit.nu 3 points 40 minutes ago

    The TNT cards doesnt have SLI right? Change to some voodoos and you should be golden.

    [–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 57 points 2 hours ago

    I've been unable to replicate this issue.

    I have the exact same build except my network card is an official Playstation 2 network adapter. Try replacing the LLM.

    [–] taiyang@lemmy.world 2 points 24 minutes ago

    I've got the same setup but I found the issue wasn't the hardware but a driver conflict with my Nintendo Gameboy Printer. I was able to rollback and get it working fine.

    [–] bss03@infosec.pub 1 points 25 minutes ago

    The live image requires more ran than that. Try the installer-only media (not the netboot).

    [–] Iamaquantummechanic@lemmy.world 2 points 51 minutes ago

    You forgot sudo.

    Must be a bug on Debian side. That's all common hardware, so you can just rely on someone else to report it and you'll be back up in a day or 2.

    [–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

    Skill issue, obviously.

    [–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 21 points 2 hours ago

    Don't let your dreams be dreams

    [–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

    wait does risc-v firmware for the crusoe actually exist? that sounds fun

    [–] tensorpudding@lemmy.world 19 points 2 hours ago
    [–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

    Insufficient RAM

    Recompile the kernel with CONFIG_WTF=y and Bob's your uncle.

    [–] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 2 hours ago

    Forgot the power supply.

    [–] lime@feddit.nu 7 points 2 hours ago

    yeah no mmu

    [–] chunes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

    How does one overclock a tube full of liquid metal?

    [–] Eldritch@piefed.world 3 points 2 hours ago

    I legit have a transmeta Crusoe. But its stock πŸ˜† I need to find a good IDE to SATA adapter to replace the dead HD in it and get it to boot.

    [–] user1234@fedinsfw.app 1 points 2 hours ago

    Incompatible firmware