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Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say experts (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by aarch0x40@piefed.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] No1@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Let the little birdies just Beat it!

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Just wait until the GOP (grand old parrots) learn about this.

I'll see myself out.

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Why would anyone punish birds for jacking off?

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Cause I'm afraid that they'll get an infection from rubbing their junk on the same stick the poop in. If they made sex toys for cockatiels I'd buy them

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