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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Oh no reason. I just want a few of them ok

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

To figure out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!

“I have no teeth, yet I must bite.” — the robot, probably

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.ca 8 points 4 months ago

Who's gonna tell him?

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

No more bidets.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 7 points 4 months ago
[–] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 months ago

Probably said the same thing about the Walkman…

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

For experiments

[–] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 4 months ago

Bend over and I'll show you

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I misread a letter on "a real human lick" (guess which one of course it's that one) and it frankly makes more economic sense to use it for that instead of as a tongue

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 months ago

a tongue has muscles

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 4 points 4 months ago

Oh, we all know why they need it.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 4 months ago

Stamps and envelopes. It’s for licking stamps and envelopes.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ummm...should we tell him, or just leave him to his bliss?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 4 months ago

Telling would lead to his bliss.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago
[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Couple with the Pink Trombone

https://dood.al/pinktrombone/

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I'm surprised nobody posted THAT gif. You know which one.

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