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[–] DeshaunWeinstein@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

You see, I AM a fucking idiot

[–] BNE@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

then OP is simply da big stupid πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

POOR PEOPLE ARE UNETHICAL IF THEY HAVE CHILDREN!!

Please debate my true position in the comments.

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 3 points 15 hours ago

It is our collective responsibility to keep children out of poverty, regardless of the circumstances of their birth. There, your position is now true.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 16 hours ago

You can literally just wait the fuck up, and you will be wealthier than you would be without children. THEN you can have children. Anything else is catastrophic child abuse.

IT IS TOTALLY ETHICAL TO BE POOR AND HAVE CHILDREN. THEM KIDS HAD IT COMING OR I WOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THEM.

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Haha lol Jk bro I was kidding and you totally fell for it bro I wasn't serious at all (unless...?)

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

β€œRage Bait” is typically more like this

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Rage bait is the generous interpretation. The β€œno one could be this stupid and awful” interpretation.

So what then? I guess you’re stupid and awful then.

Yes I'm stupid and awful

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If I want someone dead I'm not particularly broken up about how it happens or any horrific shit that may happen to the lead up so long as it doesn't include rape. Now consider the fact that I look at the average mega church as the sacrifice equivalent of an all you can eat buffet, oh how the glory of the old gods would be witnessed if I could have my way.

Wait I'm pretty open about how bloodthirsty I am, this ain't even really a bit. I truly do want to massacre millions of people for no other reason than I think theyre stupid and empowering monsters worse than I since I just want to kill not take over government, society, and culture. Also I guess there's the factor that I would prefer to go over everyone individually, no point sacrificing the infirm, the young, or the redeemable.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I would hire people to do the rape part too, I don't see why show any mercy to certain people?

Everyone needs to know EXACTLY what being a piece of shit gets you.

Though that is ONLY reserved for the Epstein class.

Everyone else, fuck their rights, a mind-wipe will do for anyone not seriously threatening society.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Rape is simply unnecessary, you can extract so much more mental and physical trauma with a vice. Also the type of person who would rape is also on my kill list so why would I let them do as they wish? Also I much prefer letting people live with the actions they've done, let them see their ideals, morality, and social structures burned down and rendered into history right in front of them.

I wish to see them lament like the Babylonians did as their world was burned down by raiders, let them write it in stone.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You seem to have the delusion that it is a special evil that even the worst people should be exempt from.

Let me remind you, they raped and ate children.

Went out of their way to make our lives miserable in every single way possible, are actively exterminating humanity.

They broke everything sacred, and did every evil they could.

I'm certainly letting the rape squad take care of them.

It's not a matter of morality it's a matter of my own honor and pride. For me it's not even necessarily about retribution but moreso about simple removal, killing when done justly is just a chore like any other. Rape serves no purpose other than pleasure for one party if even that, and visually is so being as to ineffective from a visceral perspective.

[–] GirthBrooksPLO@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guess we are just going to have to fight about it then

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] GirthBrooksPLO@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Best of luck, you are gonna need it.

[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Authoritarianism is the more efficient governing model.

It is far more beneficial and productive to society to dump more money and research into countering the negative health outcomes of eating terribly unhealthy food than it is to try and undo entire socioeconomic models and human habits that are geared to consuming the unhealthy things.

Some people are so stupid they should be chemically castrated. Depending on them to raise a future functioning human being will fail and ultimately will be a drain on the over all system.

Some people have done such horrible things beyond a shadow of a doubt that even death is too much of a mercy. They should be kept alive and tortured mentally and physically every day until they die of natural disease processes.

[–] hirihit640@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago

Authoritarianism is the more efficient governing model.

The hard part is picking the right authority. That's what the other models factor in. But yeah authoritarianism can be more efficient if we pick the perfect authority

Some people have done such horrible things beyond a shadow of a doubt that even death is too much of a mercy. They should be kept alive and tortured mentally and physically every day until they die of natural disease processes.

but...why? What good does this serve? It just wastes time and resources on the torture

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Socks feel refreshing when they are wet.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 47 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Driving a vehicle with extremely loud exhaust through residential areas after midnight should be recognized as an extremely harmful and antisocial behavior and be punished by imprisonment at least for a few weeks.

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[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Honestly, when I encounter people like that, I just block them and forget that they ever existed.

I usually attempt to either confirm that they are trolling or evil or misinformed, but once I have done, you know, 20% of the amount of effort to get to the bottom of things and I still don't really feel convinced one way or the other, I just block them.

Oh well, we won't have any further conversations. Oh darn, oh no.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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