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[–] ddplf@szmer.info 49 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Driving a vehicle with extremely loud exhaust through residential areas after midnight should be recognized as an extremely harmful and antisocial behavior and be punished by imprisonment at least for a few weeks.

[–] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Objectively true. Except 9pm cause I go to bed at a reasonable time to get my proper 8 hours sleep.

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 15 points 5 months ago (3 children)

How about any time because some people work odd hours or nights.

I was trying not to go "too far" and be called ragebait, but I agree.

ALL noisy cars need to fuck off, whether they came from the factory like that, or you installed some "thing".

Also fuck the guy around the corner with a dilapidated house but a new Harley in the driveway, revving it whenever someone walks by. I can see your attic through your missing shingles, my guy.

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 months ago

Why limit it to exhaust? Blaring music is also very bad.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was gonna say that guy looked familiar.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 5 months ago

He's famous!

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This explains most of your posts

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago
[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Im pretty sure I fought this guy in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. He is a beast

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (3 children)

POOR PEOPLE ARE UNETHICAL IF THEY HAVE CHILDREN!!

Please debate my true position in the comments.

[–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

IT IS TOTALLY ETHICAL TO BE POOR AND HAVE CHILDREN. THEM KIDS HAD IT COMING OR I WOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THEM.

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 3 points 5 months ago

It is our collective responsibility to keep children out of poverty, regardless of the circumstances of their birth. There, your position is now true.

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Past a certain age, you can't tell if someone is rage baiting or just fed up with life

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Honestly, when I encounter people like that, I just block them and forget that they ever existed.

I usually attempt to either confirm that they are trolling or evil or misinformed, but once I have done, you know, 20% of the amount of effort to get to the bottom of things and I still don't really feel convinced one way or the other, I just block them.

Oh well, we won't have any further conversations. Oh darn, oh no.

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago

Yep I've had a lot of those. Also people who just want to argue for the sake of arguing. You can tell they don't really have an interest in the position they're holding at all. It's kind of different from ragebaiting? Frustration baiting I guess? They just never listen to reason or deliberately misinterpret what you say to energy vampire the will the argue out of you.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I only do it in this community because this is the place for it

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Haha lol Jk bro I was kidding and you totally fell for it bro I wasn't serious at all (unless...?)

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What if people on lemmy shitpost are suffering from long bouts of constipation and not realizing they are taking things way to seriously?

[–] BNE@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

then OP is simply da big stupid 🤷‍♂️

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[–] DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

“Rage Bait” is typically more like this

[–] DeshaunWeinstein@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

You see, I AM a fucking idiot

[–] ViscloReader@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Religions are a cancer to society

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 5 months ago

How did you turn my phone screen into a mirror?

[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Authoritarianism is the more efficient governing model.

It is far more beneficial and productive to society to dump more money and research into countering the negative health outcomes of eating terribly unhealthy food than it is to try and undo entire socioeconomic models and human habits that are geared to consuming the unhealthy things.

Some people are so stupid they should be chemically castrated. Depending on them to raise a future functioning human being will fail and ultimately will be a drain on the over all system.

Some people have done such horrible things beyond a shadow of a doubt that even death is too much of a mercy. They should be kept alive and tortured mentally and physically every day until they die of natural disease processes.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Socks feel refreshing when they are wet.

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[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago (8 children)

My genuinely unpopular opinion that I will not be changing: If you are fat, it is your fault. I fully understand (at least to the extant modern research has gone on the matter) the genetic differences in hunger receptors, fat accumulation, serotonin deficiencies from vagus nerve disorders, etc.

All of the above are easily treatable, half of them with OTC medication. If you eat more than the calories necessary to run your body, you will gain weight. There are no phantom calories, you are snacking the whole fucking day.

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

My genuinely unpopular opinion that I won't be changing: if you're fat that's 100% okay!!! Absolutely no moral condemnation is warranted and anybody being a dick about it is just a mean-spirited cockhead grasping at the shallowest possible 'justifications' to feel superior to someone!!!!

Where the fuck do Lemmy users get off on thinking they're as progressive as it gets but the moment women, Muslims or fat people are mentioned they turn into the most concavebrained chuds imaginable who can't stand it when people who are different to them exist happily as equal members of society??? Pathetic.

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[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I mean it kinda is your fault as in you can change it with enough willpower, but just like with smoking tobacco, constantly being exposed to advertisement and temptation is definitely not your fault and governments need to do something about it.

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 months ago

I've heard from recovered meth addicts they're glad they weren't alcoholics since you don't see near constant ads for meth everywhere.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Can't really say I agree with you.

For one, most people that become obese are overfed as children when they don't know any better, so blaming them for the obesity that was thrust upon them by heartless and inconsiderate parents, is just like a step too far.

For two, the nutritional content of food has decreased dramatically in the last 40 years, so many people could be induced to overeat due to lack of essential nutrients.

and for three, there is an entire industry of people with PhDs who are paid good money to craft food that never satiates.

People that become obese in the western world are getting hit with a threefer. Adding blame to them on top of that? It's just too much.

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[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I like the way you’ve gussied up “objectively wrong as proven by science” into “my unpopular opinion.”

When your opinion contradicts known fact, it’s no longer an opinion. It’s a fantasy.

You can’t even change your “opinion” when provided with excellent reasons to, yet you judge people for not overcoming their biological imperatives.

A few more facts before I go: I’m not overweight, and you are a douche.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 months ago

beyond genetic differences, I understand there's also a growing body of evidence that a person's gut microbiome plays a pretty big role in how the body processes food. I heard of a case where someone got a fecal matter transplant, their diet and level of activity didn't change, and yet they started gaining significant more weight.

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[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Rage bait is the generous interpretation. The “no one could be this stupid and awful” interpretation.

So what then? I guess you’re stupid and awful then.

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