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[–] okamiueru@lemmy.world 19 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

As a Norwegian fairly interested in fotball, I wish everyone could engage slightly less with fascist governments and corrupt organisations. We can do better than USA and FIFA.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 47 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I got really REALLY drunk with Norwegians once. One of the dudes got real serious at one point and said, “Lads. If we take lands in Ireland we can become LORDS.” Everyone looked stern and nodded.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 21 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I am now something called a “Jarl” which is not tax deductible but still pretty cool. The Irish government was GRUMPY about this though.

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 8 points 9 hours ago

Yeah, don’t leave us hanging!

[–] Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca 8 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

A severe lacking of beards. Clearly these are footballers and not Vikings they are cosplaying as. Its cute.

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 57 minutes ago) (1 children)

They probably have all their teeth too, and I bet none of them have intestinal worms. Certainly not Vikings.

[–] GargleBlaster@feddit.org 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Do you even live if you don't have intestinal worms? Smh my head

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 1 points 56 minutes ago* (last edited 54 minutes ago)

THESE are the faces of men cohabiting with intestinal worms

[–] dvlsg@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Beard or no, I don't think I'd want to run into Haaland on a battlefield.

[–] josteinsn@lemmy.world 15 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Big discussion in Norway atm about this aesthetic-- kitsch? camp? vulgar? too aryan? to chauvinistic? or just too close to nazi symbolism for comfort?

https://thevikingherald.com/article/the-vikings-return-to-america-norwegian-soccer-team-gets-in-the-world-cup-spirit/1395

https://www.dagbladet.no/sport/kritikkstorm-faen-sa-dum/84715979

[–] Corngood@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 hours ago

Erling Haaland: this is what I've actually been training for

[–] JensSpahnpasta@feddit.org 7 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

That whole northern viking folklore is actually kind of insane if you know that the whole game of the vikings was to sail to other countries, loot & pillage and to murder, rape & enslave people.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 13 points 11 hours ago

Lots of famous historical figures did just that.

[–] TheVoiceOfRaison@thelemmy.club 9 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Kinda frowned upon these, but back then was all the rage!

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Significantly fewer poorly defended, costal monastaries in england these days... I wonder why?

[–] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

But only kinda

[–] Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I doubt they were that dense. If they could get the loot without killing, maybe even the villagers carrying it to their ship, they would do so and come back in the next harvesting season.

But who knows.

Yeah, the vikings PR team is only surpassed by regular pirates and the British royal family.