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Leopards Ate My Face

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/44641840

Machia voted for Trump, drawn by promises of border control and national security. “We didn’t want drugs or gangbangers,” he said. But what he didn’t expect was losing some of his most dedicated employees to immigration arrests.

“It’s scaring the farming community,” Machia admitted. “We didn’t think they’d come for the people who help us milk cows.”

LOL. Idiots

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[–] BMW_stick@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Thoughts & prayers, idiots.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Leopards! Leopards!

Nom Nom Nom!

Eat their noses

Bite their toeses

Nom Nom Nom!

Gooooo, LEOPARDS!

[–] notsure@fedia.io 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

have the day you voted for

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least you guys are getting a parade for his birthday. That should be fun.

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[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These dipshits got screwed during his last term. They couldn't have had a better example of exactly what he was going to do.

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[–] Generica@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Even though Machia says he would still vote for Trump...

Then he gets what he gets. I don't feel a damn bit sorry for someone that stupid.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

And to this milk farmer I say: Shut up and keep milking

I hope the industry collapses.

[–] wall_panel_96@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean, if you hire illegal immigrants you have to know someday you might lose those employees. The key is in the name: illegal.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Which is usually a benefit for them. You call enforcement when they start talking about labor conditions or unions.

The fascists are morons and overplayed their hand.

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[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[–] Bravo@eviltoast.org 21 points 1 year ago
[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

If you voted for Trump you deserve worse than you'll get.

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My parents used to export fruits For a brief moment, I worked for the family business and had the pleasure of meeting some of these people.

I met a farmer that sold cherries. Over dinner he was telling me how pissed he was about Mexicans taking jobs away from Americans.

When pressed on why he doesn't just hire Americans, he said no Americans wants to work minimum wage to pick cherries for 10 hours a day.

My dad has been trying to convince him for years that his rhetoric is ultimately going to hurt his livelihood. But his patriotism/ tribalism outweighs all logic.

No idea how he is doing now, but I imagine he just let his fruit drop this year.

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago

Yeah, that's too bad. ANYWAY . . .

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

So did this Make America Great Again?

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

May you have the life you voted for.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Sounds like he just incriminated himself from his own illegal business practices, lock him up!

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

If you don't want to have to be milking cows in the wee hours, maybe cow farming isn't for you.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago (5 children)

And the drugs is still happening anyway and those gangbangers were locals anyways so yeah, congratulations 🎉

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[–] iMastari@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Tiger eats face.

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sometimes it feels like being happy that Trumpers are suffering is like cheering when a disease dies with the host. It's a momentary happiness that the Balrog fell... milliseconds before you realize it's pulling you down with it.

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[–] SupremeDonut@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Not a shred of simpathy from me. Now milk faster. Papa needs his cereal in the morning.

[–] jimjam5@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago
[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

remember when humans were free of intoxicants and violence ?

the good old-never-fucken-happened days.

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