No matter how you call him, do not listen to what he says.
this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2026
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Karl with a K
He will be played by Ryan Gosling in the future live action movie
Slash
Seamus
thats Fingy, we hang.
Tetanus
Staph
I believe that's Johnny Gash
“I… got… gashed by an exposed piece of wire…”
"I'm cut in half real bad Dewey!"
Do you want to know how I got these scars?
Funny, story.
Scarface
Pinky
Especially since this is NOT a pinky finger. Characters with built-in conflict make for better stories. Watch out for Pinky.
Digit
Malcolm, since it’s in the middle.
That's the sort of thing that starts talking to the protagonist in a dark-comedy/horror movie that takes a turn for the existential and depressing near the end.
... basically, whatever you name it or it names itself, DO NOT TAKE ITS ADVICE
I have had thoughts of the film How to Get Ahead in Advertising
Scrubby
Kevin.
Mouthful of congealed blood
Laceration Larry
Frank
It looks like the cat from the Real Housewives/Cat meme. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/woman-yelling-at-a-cat
Finguy McStabby
Tippy
Clyde
Mr. McGillicutty
Ghastly
You wanna know how I got these scars?!?!