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I hated telling my dad when I was pregnant. Admitting to your father that you have had sex is awkward, even if you’re 28 and you’ve been married for a few years.
Artificially inseminated people:
“We’re trying for a baby!”
Oh, cool, he’s raw-dogging you all the time and you’re stewing in it ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
I swear Americans have a very weird hangup about people having sex.
As an 'Merican, I cannot say I have ever met anyone who has this kind of hangup about sex. You should see the stupid sex reveals some couples do these days.
It's a funny meme sometimes, but remember that old Ben Franklin sexy-timed his way across Europe. He was a first order philanderer. And Britain's dismayed complaint against US troops during WW2, “overpaid and oversexed.”
Wait until you go to Japan. You haven't seen anything yet.
Is the reason I haven't seen anything yet because of the censor bars?
I've seen some gameshows
Nice antinatalist meme
Counterpoint: it's proof that you had sex 💪
Counter-counterpoint: If you get pregnant, at some time in the very near future, somebody is bound to notice. Whether you say something about it or not.
It's not, IVF exists.
But then doesn't that also defeat the meme? Is IVF "totally inappropriate"? 
A language shitpost? Interesting.
"Embarrassed" was a word that meant pregnant out of wedlock, though we don't really use it that way anymore. The sentence could be read to mean "the thought of pregnancy makes me pregnant". I'm surprised Japanese comics haven't found this one.
It’s still used in Spanish. Ella está embarazada (She is pregnant)
And that is a good example of a false cognate
Not only did my parents have sex (ew), but also, I didn't fuckin' ask to be here. Now I have to do shit like:
And society (whatever that is) expects me to have sex and have kids, too! UGH.
How the hell did all this human form get on my incorporeal essence?
Thanks mom.
Don't forget the probability of getting an incurable disease!
Have 2 kids. Double it and pass it on.
Wait 4 kids because you need 2 people to make baby.
Embarrassment is an evolutionary adaptation that functions to make social situations work. Individuals who never get embarrassed are less likely to manage social cues, have sex and get pregnant and pass their genes on. So feeling embarrassed is actually proof of all the sex your ancestors had and you could be having. /j
Source: none, it's easy to make up arguments involving supposedly evolved behavior. Never take them too seriously, they are almost impossible to disproof. Countless other explanations are possible. Like it could be cultural or a byproduct of another adaptation or a mixture of different things.
Am I gregnant?
How to knoe if pregante??
How is babby formed?
Hey OP, guess what your parents did to make YOU! They had sex and I don't mean the normal kind either.
They had wet balls slapping, pussy gushing raw sex to make you. They really went at it. For days at a time. Creampie everytime with fingers in the arse to stimulate. If you didn't like reading this maybe consider not shoving your weird morals in our faces we won't shove our cunts into your face.
This is a shit post. What about this post made you think that this was a serious moral position on the part of OP?
I thought your reply was funny until the bit about the morals made it seem like you were serious.
What do you mean that is not the normal kind? what is the normal kind? Hotdogging your wenie?
This is a bit unnecessarily mean. OP made a post about themselves and how they react to a very personal and intimate act being "publicized". While OP might need therapy, they aren't shoving jack shit in anyones face. Instead you're going out of your way to say things that you think would make OP uncomfortable.
In bird culture that's considered a dick move.
That is no longer necessary
sex is good actually
If you're married, do it only for procreation, and pray first.
sounds risky... how should i punish my wife should she fail to become pregnert?
I like to point at pregnant people and say "I know what you did a year ago!"
Before they respond, I add, "you went to [insert name of popular baby store]".
/This initiates confusion. And then implies, like pet stores, you can also buy baby items and a baby.
//yes, I know how pregnancy works. I have to find ways to let my weird out
You had secks???
Mods, ban em
Many children today have been conceived in a lab, without sex. Their parents may also have had sex but pregnancy isn't "proof."
Yeah and parents taking their kids to the playground is the worst. Perverts like that have no business being around kids!!!!1
Nope, conception could have occurred via artificial means.
Why be embarrassed to have sex? Be happy to have sex.