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this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2026
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2026-06-07 still works for the joke
No it doesn't?
Then I don't get the joke, I thought it was just "67 funny"
Ah no, I didn't get the joke it seems
But it isn't July yet
What are we being outraged about?
67 🤪
67? 🚫
69? 😏
69 is not sold out? What happened to us??
Ohhh. I thought this was about an LLM ("AI") getting something right and not confidently lying for once.
This could even be marketed as major breakthrough. Is this AGI?!
Little kids get excited when they hear "six seven". It's an international meme that gained a lot of traction with elementary aged kids.
It's a damn good thing it fell on a Sunday or teachers would be going more insane than normal.
In a few years they find a new number to be obsessed with, and 68 gets serious FOMO.
Oh. That. Thanks, I think ;)
Millennials becoming boomers.
Upset they aren't young anymore.
only in retarded way of writing dates
I thought I missed it, but its just badly written, I've got a month to prepare 🤵
The answer changes based where you are from, and who you are
Yep, that’s what we need, customized “truths” even for something as trivial as time
Next thing you know, they’ll be telling you that October 5th-14th, 1582, didn’t exist
Me, looking over at religion:
We could give them a name - like "temporal areas", or something.
No. Stop giving the wannabe ~~fuckheads~~ overlords ideas. They demonstrably cannot come up with their own shit, yet ya'll hellbent on giving them fuel.
Yeah I heard they talked about it in secret and call it UTC, Ultra Trillionaire Code. Some of them claim to be in GMT, Gold Money Trust, but a lot of the tech companies are secretly headquartered in PST, or Palantir Secret Territory
lol ... palantir secret trust... bravo sir