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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 72 points 5 days ago (2 children)

pronounjak-rage If ONE MORE PERSON tells me that light is not binary but "exists as a spectrum" I am going to LOSE! MY! SHIT!

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 54 points 5 days ago (1 children)

frothingfash

it's adam n eve not roy g biv

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago

Wait till you hear about rainbow tables

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 45 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Saw a sunset that was even more blatantly bisexual the other day. Can mother nature quit forcing her woke bullshit down my throat??

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

Sounds like she's trying to destroy European civilization by feeding westerners subliminal propaganda in the form of queer-coded colors..

[–] asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 5 days ago

So sky is a bisexual goddess's nut.

[–] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 44 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They put a rainbow in the bible, they made that shit woke

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 29 points 5 days ago

rightwing christians are actually mad we "stole" the rainbow from them

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 36 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Spiraling hard, the sky is bi homie it does this every evening.

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

How fucking could they

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

geordi-no Master Chief

geordi-yes Mistress Chief

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

Haloid ending be like

[–] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago

hey fellas, are colors gay?

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sunbreaks are trans propaganda guys

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 18 points 5 days ago

Unfortunately for cis, nature is trans

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago

Reality has a trans aesthetic bias

[–] elpaso@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why the fuck are they doing a second remake for halo?

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago

because they can't make a good new one

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago

Gotta pull out my magnifying glass to find all the woke shit that the gaming companies are trying to shove down our throatsgamer-gulag

He's not even going to mention how they clearly gave master chief big honkin bazongers? I will not be gaslit

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago

I will not be gaslit.

No one cares

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago

these guys are so fucking tedious holy shit

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago

Trans is when... a slim person exists? And the sun is bisexual now?

Guys we're in too deep. It's time to close the internet.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

My favorite map is Tranzibar.

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

SamashJT is a massive piece of shit. They're not joking.

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

Being a piece of shit and a joker are not mutually exclusive. Please do not describe the turd in detail to prove me wrong.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

I am entirely unsurprised.

Even if it were a joke, it still makes them a piece of shit.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I checkout out the account briefly and people are getting misgendered there, which makes “satire” very hard for me to believe.

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think it's ragebaiting, I believe people would say that shit but he is a "comedian" and is probably just signaling.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Good comedy doesn’t punch down.

“Signaling” anti-woke virtues as a joke doesn’t make someone less of an ass than if they’re serious.

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Definitely, he's piece of shit, I meant he was signaling his true transphobic views but not that he actually believes his post.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

Ah, yeah, I could see not actually believing the claims made in this specific post, but was thinking more about the rest of what I’d seen and how the hate demonstrated here fits into that pattern.

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

I feel so represented

[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's right Master Chief is one of ours now. Cry about it cis het losers! (Joke)

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Smash JT? The cute guy from the Deprogram? Well, if you insist…

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] BforBigfoot@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

JT lets Yugo have internet?

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

I don’t make the rules I just follow them