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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I suggest canned foods and shotguns

[–] context@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

shotguns

well personally i don't invest in the full guns, only the stocks

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

The worst part is that you don't make soup with gold bullion

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Too volatile. Stews are a far safer investment in the long term, though I've seem some promising returns come out of the sauces sector

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] context@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

stonks but i invest my entire portfolio in brothels and bouillonels

[–] Noodles4dinner@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Soup futures are not for the faint of heart.

[–] context@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

all my assets would be liquid, tho

[–] Noodles4dinner@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And if you are faint of heart, soup might be more easily handled than solid foods. I stand corrected.