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[–] Alberat@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago (2 children)

that's a truck so it needs a truckburetor, not a carburetor

[–] Ozymati@lemmy.nz 3 points 4 days ago

Wash your hands after you truckburete

[–] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

This goes into my box of dad jokes!

[–] BeUnique@lemmy.zip 44 points 5 days ago (14 children)

I just got a car that shuts off when stopped. I hate it. Especially when you stop at a stop sign for a second too long and it shuts off then you hit the gas and it hesitates because it has to literally start the engine before moving.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 29 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I haven't seen one where this can't be disabled as a setting. Assume you've checked? If not imagine someone has found a hack for this.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Some cars, like mine, only allow you to temporarily disable the start-stop system, and it turns on every time you (fully) start the engine.

In my car specifically, if you manually turn the system back on, for whatever reason you have to reach a minimum speed of 10km/h before it works.

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My guess is because it has to check again if your car’s state meets all the requirements for it to engage. It takes a combination of factors for the car to allow start-stop to engage (engine temp, battery health, A/C, etc.), and if you just turned it on again after it was disabled, it need to get to a certain speed to be able to recalculate.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

It seems unnecessary, they could just have its user-set switch as one of those factors rather than forgetting everything upon disablng it.

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[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I have been renting a lot of cars lately. The hybrids do the best job because hybrid. The gas cars can be hit or miss. A jeep renegade I rented did ok except that sometimes it would auto stop, sometimes it wouldn't. You had to be stopped and the. Push the brake a little harder to engage.

I have a Volvo and if you stop at a pace other than very gentle, it will shut off the engine before you've stopped moving. That one is annoying.

Got a newer Volvo as a loaner and the baby hybrid system in them is FAR better. You can't even really hear it start up. I believe it doesn't have a traditional starter, you hear almost nothing when you start it for the first time. It just kind of goes from being off to running without any sound or vibration. Very weird but kinda cool.

Each system is a little different, some are not very good, others you don't even notice.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

My Toyota hybrid stop start is so seamless, I would not know I was on gas or electric power. It doesn't even use a starter. Also, the entire car doesn't have a single belt.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago

Two things: firstly, 48v integrated starter generator vs 12v starter. Secondly, newer cars I believe memorize where in the cam rotation they shut off so they can ignite almost immediately if the conditions are right.

A jeep renegade I rented did ok

You must've gotten a good one.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

The starter in the mHEVs is about as powerful as the entire engine of the original Fiat 500. It entirely skips the *r-r-r-*revup of a normal engine start.

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[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 days ago

I bought a car in December that does this. Literally all you have to do is let off the brake wait half a second to 1 second and it starts right back up not a big deal. Just maybe you know have a slight bit of patience in your driving.

[–] ftbd@feddit.org 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Every car I've ever driven with such a feature only shuts off when in neutral and you let go of the clutch. For short stops, I just stay in first gear and keep the clutch pressed.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I have an automatic and it shuts off when I just brake until it stops. Then I just release the brake and it starts. Very easy.

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

yeah, I just anticipate when traffic will start moving and let off the brake enough that it starts but doesn't roll a couple seconds before I think I'll need to go

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That feature never affected my driving at all and never bothered me at all. In fact I don't think I ever remembered that it was a thing after the first week or two.

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[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I think its just a bad car. I have a volvo xc40 and it starts right away and takes off in less than a second. No hesitation. It's a fuel car, not electric.

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[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Dude, I can fix that for you. Trust me, it's supposed to idle at 3000RPM!

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago

I had a 3000 RPM idle once on my car (efi, not carb) and I was happy that day.

We'd spent weeks replacing the engine. High idle was from cracked intake plenum but at least the car finally ran again. Plenum crack got stuffed promptly and then it idled normally.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Smack the fuel tank half a dozen times with a sledge hammer, the fuel filter is probably clogged.

Can confirm, I just did this yesterday.

[–] thallamabond@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Been a while, but this can also work on the starter. Just a suggestion, keep the hammer weight under 2lbs.

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Preferably with a rubber head

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Oh shit, 1000%!

You just reminded me that I have a rubber mallet, that needs to go in the truck..

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I had 82 Chevy Malibu station wagon in the early 90s while in college. The thing would start like a champion on the second turn, NEVER the first.

Which was fine except the contacts on the solenoid started sticking when it was below freezing. It would sit there and run the battery down unless you jumped out reached underneath with something heavy to knock the solenoid loose... Get back, now being the second try, it would immediately start like a champ...

Did that for 3 months before I finally changed the starter.

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[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago (9 children)

Don't do this. If you unclog the filter the next stop for the junk you knocked loose is the engine.

Fuel filters are cheap and easy to replace.

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[–] sibannac@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Does that actually do anything or is it planned obsolescence? I was under the impression turning off your engine and restarting at a stop wears the starter and it not worth the gas savings. Dealer service centers must be making bank if true.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don't think that's true anymore with modern engines. It's my understanding that the on / off strain is no longer a limiting factor on engine wear and that the emissions and fuel saving benefits may be mild but are real from a net efficiency standpoint. While emissions savings are probably the greatest, I'm using this primarily to save anything I can with wartime gas prices.

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 3 points 5 days ago

Newer engines use different starter motor technology to reduce starter motor wear and the oil channels are designed to retain oil in the engine where previously there would be a moment of low pressure which you could hear as a slight tinny sound before oil flow.

Source: I’m no mechanic but I’ve dealt in parts for stop-start engines.

[–] Yoddel_Hickory@piefed.ca 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Turning on and off increases wear in cars not designed for it. The cars that have the feature have beefy starters, it is a non-issue. And it does save a bit of gas and emissions at red lights, and stopped in traffic, and especially for assholes that leave the car on while their partner goes for a "quick" grocery run.

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago

One of the nice things about EVs is being able to just run the aircon whenever I want, even in a closed garage. I charge on solar, the energy doesn't matter.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

I was thinking about this while driving my hybrid (Hyundai Santa Fe) after watching Technology Connections (and/or Connextras) video about hybrid powertrains.

My car stops its engine when it's not needed. But then it starts back up so smoothly? How? There's no cranking. It just goes, already at matching revs.

But then I realized that an electric motor is a starter. Duh.

Really recommend the videos (and channels) for anyone who hasn't seen it yet.

The hybrid power train really is an amazingly simple thing.

Oh, regen braking? Just as I had thought, it's basically engine braking. Except when you're engine braking in an ice car, that energy is all wasted as heat and noise...in electric/hybrid, your motor turns into an Eaton Crank Radio, powered by the momentum of the wheels.

I used to drive ever-so-gently trying to minimize using the gas engine. But he made it so obvious that that's the wrong way to do it. All the energy that the car uses comes from gas, and it either gets used to push the car forward, or to recharge the batteries...and charging the batteries is a conversion step with its own implicit losses.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Let that be a lesson to ya.

(Fuckin' Quadra-Jets)

Or your points are shot because of that cam you stuffed in the engine and then decided to not go with electronic ignition.

[–] Smackyroon@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 days ago

Stop taking pictures of my truck! I'll get her going again soon...just have to get parts!

[–] EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My lunati race cam 👁️🫦👁️

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