“What killed the dinosaurs?
THE ICE AGE!”
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That joke kicks ice
Now the ICE age is rounding up and killing immigrants!
Any variation of n n+1 (based on 67).
“Here’s a guy who when he puts on his glasses he can see better!”
I know that's a John Madden impression, but who was the impressionist? Was that Frank Caliendo?
Brian Regan I believe.
I was remembering Frank Caliendo saying it, but apparently it's a real quote from Madden:
Nope you’re right, it was Frank. I looked it up. I got my comics mixed up lol.
What do you call a bra stretched across a doorway?
Tap for punchline
A booby trap.
"HELLO GRAHAMOTHY!" "Hello murder boy!" "Oh nooo"
It was from a stream of a group of people playing Among Us with nearby audio. Graham kills two people, gets ejected. Ghosts can hear each other. So they ganged up on him for a bit lol
No I'm... doesn't
Mine is: "Ah ha, ah ha, the letter two my friend." (SNL celebrity jeopardy)
So many. One in particular counts to mind right now.
Walking home at 4 am with a friend when he breaks the silence with:
“You know, sometimes people think I’m strange, but then I just look at them weird.”
Then proceeded to silently walk until I had time to process what he had just said.
It really struck a chord with me at the time and I guess forever. i laughed a lot. Like the silent ribs hurting laughter. I still think about it every now and then and chuckle.
You're excited? FEEL THESE NIPPLES
"bottlesworth" as a unit of measure, from Look Around You, I think it was the sulfur episode
It's something a friend of mine used to reply when people would say "Jesus fucking Christ!"
He'd immediately reply "That's impossible!"
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"ipso facto, my cheekbones are higher"
Whenever anyone says "you can't really tell" I'll immediately hear "especially when I twirl them like this". Because lines from finding nemo will be stuck in there forever.
Just the tip and only for a minnit
It might be an inch but it smells like a foot
Summer teeth