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[–] iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

find all possible eigenvalues and eigenvectors for the following 3 x 3 square matrix [1/0 1/0 1/0; 1/0 1/0 1/0; 1/0 1/0 1/0]

[–] iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

here's another one if you use chatGPT to solve the first one. Anyone who is fully optimized should be able to solve analytically shrodingers second order partial differential equation.

start with those problems, then we'll talk if you are fully optimized.

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

What is the most optimized colour? For general optimality purposes. I like green.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 hours ago

I am the rainbow

[–] BOplaid@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

What do you think of unoptimized people?

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 hours ago

They are the dirt from which I grew

[–] sunsofold@lemmy.zip 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Why have you stopped taking your meds?

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 14 points 20 hours ago

I have transcended my meds.

I AM OPTIMIZED

[–] Klear@piefed.world 13 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

What is the most optimal question to ask you?

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

"Are you fully optimized?"

[–] Klear@piefed.world 14 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

what kind of keyboard do you use?

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 7 points 21 hours ago

Keychron K5 SE (low profile) with mint switches (65g actuation force)

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To the Optimization Ball.

[–] mech@feddit.org 26 points 1 day ago

"AMA and receive thoughtless one-liner answers"
Good thread, OP. I fully optimized your mom last night.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (11 children)
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[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

Not answering quickly it seems.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

That's for functional. If you want to test optimized, can you run Crysis?

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

You're already OP in this thread.

What follows is that your are timized

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But are you fully functional?

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I've transcended functionality.

[–] Miller@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

You're a manager?

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[–] subOrange@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What’s your morning routine?

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago (6 children)

While I'm still asleep an AI-generated orchestra radiates subsonic symphonic movements into my cerebral cortex. I awaken when the symphony reaches a crescendo. I take a coffee-ginseng bath while smart contact lenses display the latest economic data. I don't use the data for anything because that would degrade the quality of the data as it rewires my brain. Then my muscles are electrically stimulated in my electro-gym machine (a repurposed tanning bed designed by Japanese drug lords). Then my blood vessels are cleansed in a zero-G centrifuge laboratory (blood pumped out and replaced with a cleansing saline solution while the blood is filtered of all impurities and finally returned to my body). Then it's three hours of wall-climbing while screaming at the top of my lungs.

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

that seems unoptimized (i could do better)

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

hah! you'll eat your words in the most inefficient manner soon! i will be fully optimised by... uhh... wow that's a big number...

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[–] Una@europe.pub 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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