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[–] ddplf@szmer.info 23 points 11 hours ago

Can't condone such behaviour. We, the oppressed ultranationalist conservative white catholic folk, are sometimes contracting this kind of sickness.

The situation is so dire we actually had a gay orgy last night.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 hours ago

Man we can buy so many viral incubators with that. Thanks deltarune guy.

-The Antifa

[–] tuberman@lemmy.ml 3 points 12 hours ago

doing god's work :)

sa traiesti, Daniele!

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Toby Fox is notoriously private and silent. This didn’t happen.

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 23 hours ago

That's also clearly a photo of Luigi Mangione at the time that that healthcare CEO died under mysterious circumstances.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 49 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

How much is that per gay person and when can I expect my check in the mail?

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 29 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It’s a variable payout based off your degree of homosexuality (bi-curious/homoflexible/gay af) and will arrive shortly after your Soros protest check.

[–] TheFresh16@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'm pan but I'm also an enby trans lesbian, does this help or hurt my payout?

[–] 9bananas@feddit.org 5 points 15 hours ago
[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How do I measure my homosexuality?

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Peed at a urinal next to another guy when you could have left a gap; limited gay.

Nut when the guy in straight porn nuts; minor gay.

Jacked off to straight porn with the fellas; mediocre gay.

MMF Eiffel Tower; bi curious.

MMF with double penetration and your dicks touch; bi.

Handjob from another dude during an ecstasy fueled evening at Burning Man; kinda gay.

Balls touched; gay. Gay af. No going back my friend.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Wait … MMF dp

Doesn’t it matter which M we are talking about?

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I don’t know how state this without making it graphic, but two dicks in one vagina are stimulating each other as much as they’re getting from her. If you end up in that situation there’s no “but we were both straight”. You met your homie in the middle ground. And that’s fine. As long as everyone involved is consenting adults, enjoy yourselves but call it for what it is.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 9 hours ago

I was referring to the position with M in the middle of the threesome and being DPed

With a stack of dicks I guess

[–] meowcar42O@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

will being pan increase or decrease the amount of money I will get? im also gender fluid so im technically 2x gay

[–] meowcar42O@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

this comment made my day

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 102 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If they wanted people to be afraid of it they shouldn't have given it as cool a name as "woke mind virus"

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"no, I prefer my brain to stay asleep thank you. asleep, smooth, and pristinely unwrinkled."

Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

"I work two jobs and can't feed my family"

"Stop being woke. Also, I am raising your rent again."

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

CIA: “We have reliable intel that the LGBT community is producing weapons grade queer.”

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago

One dollar for estrogen results in twenty new Undertale purchases. They're practically printing money.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

To "the LGBT+ community", huh? To who specifically? Can I or any of my friends get any of this?

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

Just make the cheque out to "the little gay fellas n that"

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 4 points 13 hours ago

Maybe he repeatedly ordered shots at the gay bar for all the patrons.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (3 children)
[–] matlag@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago

I can only wonder how long she had to practice to say it so naturally!

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 21 hours ago

the + is there for a reason

[–] Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip 4 points 21 hours ago

Holy shit that was like watching her have a stroke with such a calm face

Like I love the community but that acronym is atrocious