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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"He was moving 50 kilos of raw marijuana."

The drug scientist dribbles droplets from eye dropper onto some loose shake.
The droplets turn blue.

"I haven't seen anything like this since I was stationed at a Blockbuster video while working for the CIA. The only place you can find this level of purity is in the attic of a 3 story walk-up in Toronto, operated by a guy named Tarragon. He developed a strain called Colonel Crunchberry that is literally 100% marijuana."

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago

Breaking Bud

[–] dead@hexbear.net 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cannabis is legal for medicinal use in 42 states and legal for recreational use in 24 states. North Carolina is 1 of 8 states where marijuana is still illegal. NC is committed to being the worst state in the country.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 26 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Idk about that. There's still WV, SC, GA, FL, Al, AK, MS,...

[–] dead@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

NC has the second lowest labor union membership rate in the country, #1 is SC. Minimum wage in NC is still $7.25/hr. NC is a right-to-work and at-will-employment state.

NC was the first state to introduce a anti-transgender bathroom bill in 2016.

NC has the #1 highest rate of kidney stones. Either related to low-quality-water or bad-diet.

NC made it illegal to remove jim-crow-era confederate statues in 2015.

NC is 1 of 6 states which has 'alienation of affection' law, which allows a married person to sue a "homewrecker" for having an affair with their spouse.

NC never officially repealed cohabitation laws. This means that unmarried heterosexual couples living in the same residence is a legal grey area.

NC allowed 16 year old students to drive the school buses until 1988 because NC didn't want to hire school bus drivers at minimum wage. Federal authorities stepped in to ban students from driving school buses.

NC became an anti-BDS state in 2017. There is a public blacklist of any company that boycotts Israel. In 2015, NC also made it illegal for the state to do business with Iranian companies.

NC made internet sportsbetting legal in 2024, while casinos are still illegal.

NC made it legal to sue internet porn companies in 2024, which resulted in many internet porn companies blocking the state. 22 states are now blocked by porn companies.

The state is gerrymandered to shit since 2023 and it is openly admitted.


NC may or may not be the worst state. The complete lack of labor unions makes it really shit. NC wants to be the worst state.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the largest pig feedlot and largest pig slaughter facility (built by Smithfield) on the planet are located in NC.

it is probably one of, if not the, most dangerous places to work in terms of worker accidents, maiming, etc. the line employees are, nearly exclusively, trafficked in from distressed regions of LatAm.

[–] vanDerVaartBlackenedRanch@hexbear.net 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Extra fun when hurricanes pass through!

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 2 points 11 hours ago

i have no doubt. i remember back some years ago when it dawned on me the danger of all those manure "lagoons" overflowing into waterways, drinking water sources, and the general community during extreme weather events. the long term and perennially expanding public health disaster of those is so fucking extreme, and i only seem to recall limited reporting on it from fringe/independent media. those things are timebombs under the best of circumstances... under extreme weather, it's like napalm dropped on a gas station.

the sheer brilliance of spending millions to concentrate liquid shit in a pond to rot and fester as a public health nightmare, but also extract and burn planet killing fossil fuels to create expensive fertilizers.

industrial agriculture, as always, takes an elegant, efficient solution developed over millions of years and turns it into two highly toxic, existential nightmares.

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

On ecology, can’t forget the systematic industrial dumping of PFAS into the Cape Fear River for decades, poisoning like the southeastern quarter of the state

[–] spudnik@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

And all the coal ash duke energy improperly stores in slurry ponds that regularly leak and spill into the watershed. And all the hog farms that store all their waste improperly in lagoons and ponds that regularly leak and spill into the watershed.

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[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mississippi state motto: Thank God for Alabama~so~ ~we're~ ~not~ ~the~ ~worst~

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 7 points 1 day ago

And for every Southern state, lol 😂

[–] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm not from the US. FL = Florida. AK = Arkinsaw or Alaska? MS = Minnesota? I don't know about the others.

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[–] normalentrance@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sponge bath ma balls

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago
[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I remember when someone would get too stoned and freak out saying it was laced. The common wisdom at the time was that it would be a waste of money to lace weed because all the other drugs are more expensive.

[–] LittleFellaNamedBoof@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's like the Halloween candy stuff. People would be scared someone is going to put drugs in the halloween candy. Like why would someone do that? Drugs are expensive. Why would you give them out for free?

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[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 37 points 1 day ago (14 children)

It upsets me how cops can just say whatever they want and thousands of people will just nod along. "Oh yes baby powder is used to cut drugs" knight-nod

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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pure uncut china white Columbian weed

This shit ain't nothin to me, man dracula-flow

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 40 points 1 day ago (4 children)

If you're cutting weed with something, it's going to be tobacco or a relatively benign herb like damiana, mugwort, chamomile, catnip, peppermint, calamus, wormwood, strawberry leaf, wild dagga, valerian, or hops.

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

hops

Time to make the worlds worst IPA.

[–] Frivolous_Beatnik@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I regret to inform you that the weed IPA is a common thing

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

i tried this once (for real) and it tastes like straight up pine cone

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

IPA nerds are the fuckin worst

hemperor is kinda funny though

Yeah, its all fuckin terrible too

[–] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

One time someone at my high school almost got in trouble for buying weed but got let go when the teachers found out it was oregano

[–] WalleyeWarrior@midwest.social 11 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I always put a little lavender in my weed when I grind it up. It's absolutely lovely. I've tried with mint a couple of times but didn't like it. I've considered catnip but I don't think I can just add the stuff from Walmart that I buy for my cats

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[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 42 points 1 day ago

Look out, parents! The dope dealers are now selling uncircumcised marijuana cigarettes!

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 37 points 1 day ago

squidward-scream-point SPONGEBOB GET RHE FUCK.OUT OF MY WEED

this is the funniest use of the phrase "stepped on" in the history of the english language

At least they could've imagined weed gets cut with oregano or sthing else that's green lmao.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's so wild to me how much drugs exist in the world compared to how much drugs i use and how much they cost. There's literal tons of it and the only reason it costs anything is the government and cops

good thing this one does grow on trees n i got a good feeling about my savings in a couple months flowey-smug

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yanks ITT don't even know about Soap Bar smdh

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[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

Imagine actually thinking a dude is cutting dime bags of chopped up weed with fifty bucks worth of coke. Or sponges, or whatever.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago (4 children)

"sponge"?

Also while I wouldn't want meth in my pot I also wouldn't consider that "stepped on"

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