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[–] maxalmonte14@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly, we have to give props to Japan for trying stuff nobody else even thought of before.

[–] glasratz@feddit.org 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

You mean they found an animal or object that hasn't yet had its own dating sim?

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 20 points 4 hours ago

How are we supposed to write satire?!?!?

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 2 points 2 hours ago

So… it’s the most realistic dating sim ever?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

👉 👈 🥺

[–] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 4 hours ago

That cockroach ist ripped

[–] markz@suppo.fi 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Sounds abort right you mean