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[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

"Hand crafted, Real Sugar, Small batch"

Everything okay over there America?

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

May be real, but it's made from corn. Too sweet for moi

[–] Arcka@midwest.social 1 points 5 months ago

More likely beets.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Not by a long shot.

[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

It just looks like craft soda in a fountain?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago

Forgot that Terry Gilliam was in Spies Like Us

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Can these machines even operate using glucose syrup? They seem to be attempting to get in on the non-corn syrup craze, but I don’t think they’re physically capable of using what they’re implying, but not stating.

[–] Blaat1234@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Rest of the world exists you know, where corn doesn't get insane subsidies and sugar cane / beet is far cheaper than corn syrup.

Ingredients of our Cola bag-in-box for postmix machine: Water, sugar, colouring (sulphite ammonia caramel), acid (phosphoric acid), flavourings (contains caffeine), sweeteners (acesulfame-K, sucralose), preservative (sodium benzoate), anti-foaming agent (dimethylpolysiloxane)

Oh, sugar tax and health labels (green A good, red E bad) made everyone cut back a little and add some sweetener... Meh.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

It is a US product made with cane sugar, I don’t see the relevance of the rest of the world

“Currently RHB does business with More than 3500 customers all around Texas“

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yes.

Source: Fat American who drinks corn swill (HFCS) soda.

[–] filtoid@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago

🎶 Doctor, Doctor, say what you see, I've got a bad case of diabetes 🎶

[–] KhanLee@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago

Oh, doctor, doctor I must have gotten this sick somehow

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Give me the news, I've got a... bad case of lovvvvvvin youuuuuu

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

For some reason I have strong memories of my childhood dentist having this song on. They almost always had a "soft rock" station on, which to young me was very awful.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Somebody always got to beat me to it. I'm not nearly as clever as I think I am. :(

[–] ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Don't think of it as a race, think of it as an opportunity to find kindred spirits

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Damn, I felt my heart thaw a bit. Gotta be more careful around this neck of the interwoods.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Haha! Yes, I too am old, nice to meet you.

[–] Corno@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Dr? Doctor.

Thirst? Unquenched.

Hotel? Trivago.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Visa? Mastercard

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I mean what else are you gonna name the flavor that is Dr pepper?

Cherry BBQ flavor?

I can't really explain how it tastes except that.

[–] tempralanomaly@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Dr. Pibb? Mr. Pepper? Mr. Doctor? Dr. Mister?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago (3 children)

No I mean the flavor not the name. Sprite tastes like lemon lime, Fanta is orange, grape soda is... Grape. Root beer tastes like cough syrup, etc...

What the hell does Dr pepper taste like?

I think it tastes like BBQ sauce with cherry in it.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Where do I get the root beer flavored cough syrup?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Apparently Europe. Europeans keep saying it. Meanwhile over in America i can't stand cherry because it tastes like cough syrup.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No, grape soda is purple flavored.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Purple drank

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Spiced cherry cola, maybe?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Yeah that works. Explains the pepper part for sure.

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Mister Mister

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 1 points 5 months ago

Waiter: "What would you fellas like to drink?"

UFO: "Dr. Doctor! Please!"