KingJalopy

joined 2 years ago
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Do you mean audibly gasping?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

I'm American. I'll always take the easy way.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Sounds expensive. Maybe I can just get a tan and get myself deported?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 15 points 5 months ago

Oh can we please make this happen?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

Fucking solid reference

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

I think they're called elfbars or something?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like an easy way out of this hell hole.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Def seems to be a crossover between the two.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

And they prolly didn't measure it diagonally either. Only straight. As God intended or something.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

I'm going to allow this

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 12 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Technically this is the correct answer

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