One more pizza party oughta do it.
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Zuckerberg offered employees access to permanent desks, a symbolic gesture that unintentionally illustrated how expendable many of them had become.
lol in a dystopian kind of way
"Don't forget, you're here forever... or at least until you're replaced by a machine."
The thing is once you kill your culture it’s dead.
It is replaced with a new shittier culture, one where nobody wants to show their personality or put themselves out there and possibly piss off a vindictive HR.
"I was told high morale would increase employee performance. So I made it company policy to show high morale."
Did anyone tell him that "the beatings will continue until morale improves" is meant to be sarcasm?
Meta's new motto: Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may die!
Enjoy your time at Meta, it’ll be over before you know it!
Reading the article, it appears that Zuckerberg is trying to get his staff back operating like they are a startup with events like a hackathon. That his staff are no longer participating is indicating that they aren't treating Meta like a startup any more.
It isn't that Zuckerberg wants his staff to act like they are having fun, but to get back into a startup mentality where they will hopefully over perform and are instead treating it as a job where there isn't an incentive to work harder.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Is it even possible to run Facebook so badly that it stops making money? I guess we're finding out.
“Sure, some people might have lost their jobs, but hey, you still have yours - so rejoice! Loosen up, have some fun!”
"Survivor guilt?! I think you mean 'survivor glee!'"
Survivor quilting, because fun will now commence
Seriously. How is he THIS far removed from reality?
How could a billionaire not be? Pretty sure this has been pretty well studied. Having too much money is basically toxic.
Morale at Meta has seemingly hit rock bottom
You must obey the dance commander
Giving out the order for fun
Radio message from H.Q.:
Dance Commander, we love you.
Maybe Zuck should pay his employees more for the extra work put on them from the layoff, to lift their spirits.