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badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
This is the wrong forum to ask because it’s full of gays who now expect money from the straight minority
I'm gay and trans and my wife is gay and trans. We will accept venmo (jk)
Pay up everyone, my cash app is $SpicySerenade
I also accept payments in gay smooches.
I bought myself a video game does that count?
yes, i took $20 from the ATM and put it in my own pocket
you just lost like $5 then right?
Yes.
I bought a candle that comes in a ceramic stick of butter because I also have a black hat that just says butter on it and I also have a sweatshirt that looks like a stick of butter as well
I don't know how much more non-binary I can get
Can confirm, am gay and want to kiss other gays
I have negative money right now and my gay friends seem to be doing far better than i am right now...
Can i ask them for money in July?
They stole the rainbow from god for you. $20 is the least you can do.
Ok I'll steal 20 from someone
you'd better make sure they're cishet first 
We are my 20 dollarydos 
