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[–] Aatube@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

shit, it’s stressing

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (13 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Oh, bro. It's soooo goooood.

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 18 hours ago

Idontbelieveyou.gif

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Salad Creme 2.0!

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz -1 points 21 hours ago

Nice “freedom” there

[–] justlemmyin@lemmy.world -2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 20 hours ago

It's a much stronger taste, it's awful.

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