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We live in the future! (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/9525207

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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Probably modern electric drums.

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[–] hirihit640@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

Well the innovations clearly must be good because people use them so much. Frankly the term "illegal" doesn't carry much weight for me. Piracy is illegal, but I think copyright is far worse.

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago

Yup, the AI is definitely “the plagiarism machine.” 🤣 I’m using that from now on.

[–] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Driving murder machine

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

I know this is programmer humor but as a tech guy who actually likes tech that isn't destructive, this just makes me sad

[–] Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We live in the future!

We live in the future!

[–] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

We live in the future!

We live in the future!

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago (22 children)

The fake money for criminals is the best because there's a lot of people that aren't criminals that have bought in on it and among those the concensus is "I think a bunch of IT neck beards can build a better financial system better than the one that evolved over centuries".

The delusion is laughable.

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[–] massacre@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Its an old meme And it all started with illegal banking for musk and their... That should make the cut

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 4 points 4 months ago

I want a none of the above option.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

you dont have to put the meat on the sheet but at least put the sheet on the shelf below it

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