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[–] Folstar@lemmus.org 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Before I go all in with you, I have to know- is this an illegal company where crabs are the product or where crabs are running things?

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 13 hours ago

It can be whatever you want it to be, baby.

Wait... You're a baby crab, right?