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We live in the future! (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/9525207

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[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I put my dick in the future and it came out more rotund but less grandiose, so i have the conclude the future is Maricopa county, as they grow wide, not tale. Gross amd quidditch corsackage.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 months ago

The first two depend on centralized services and nonfree software, which are things I don't like. The third doesn't. The fourth doesn't have to.

So by those metrics I like cryptocurrency the most. In fact I have invested a bit of my savings in Bitcoin. I have never used Uber or AirBnB meanwhile.

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