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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 163 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Even with the wardrobe, they couldn't pull off sexual connection. There is more chemistry in this scene than anything with Anikin and Padme.

[–] TheVoiceOfRaison@thelemmy.club 75 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Thats not Portman's fault.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 146 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

It's probably more of a fault of the person that wrote those dialogs than anybody's else.

[–] spitfire@lemmy.world 76 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ztwhixsemhwldvka@lemmy.world 54 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But you, you are not sandy and that is why I love you.

[–] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

This. The only thing that has helped me digest the awful writing for anything romantic is that ol Lucus saw it as, and wrote it as, those sappy romantic drama daytime shows...I forget what the genre is called exactly...either way. Makes much more sense in my head now.

Edit: Soap operas. Overacting..terribly written..soap operas.

[–] King_Bob_IV@startrek.website 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

YES! Thank you!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

i mean if you've never had these stupid conversations with your lover you just don't get it. but they are stupid conversations, not romantic ones. i feel like portman and christensen may have been a bit young for the roles as written.

as an example, my wife and i discussed flour for an hour the other day.

[–] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Flour for an hour? See that's what true love looks like

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

And who directed, edited, and so on

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

fair.

but also it leads to my headcanon that Anakin was actually using the force to dominate her mind. (maybe subconsciously, but maybe not.)

[–] fantacyde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

Hmm I find that an interesting theory!

[–] TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca 122 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Why has her face been airbrushed to oblivion

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 65 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s like someone described how Natalie Portman, Selena Gomez, and Kate Austen from memory and the artist said β€œlet me see what I can do”.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 3 weeks ago

I hate your use of the word "artist."

[–] aaa999@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

upscaling means more pixels which means more quality. why did this person start out with 320x240 jpeg in the first place? because hehe

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 weeks ago

This has got to be AI, right?

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I ended up checking "albino" on the form

uh, that box doesn't say "albino", it says "capuchin". when's the last time you drank coffee or had your prescription checked?

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 101 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The line between the boobs is to symbolize the separation

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And the opening of the path Anakin would walk down to the dark side.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Y: Give in to temptation, you must not.

A: But have you seen that rack?

mischevious Yoda noises

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck her and forget her you must.

[–] WYLD_STALLYNS@lemmy.dbzer0.com 96 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You can tell based on her ears this was AI overkill airbrushing.

Sad that every image has to go through the slopmachine nowadays. There's almost nostalgia for jpeg artifacts...

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 weeks ago

I was wondering why she looked so messed up

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, she was just signalling she prefers Vulcans over jedi

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 56 points 3 weeks ago

Why did they have to use an image that's not actually padme?

[–] tacotroubles@lemmy.world 44 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

I think my depression started when I realized a space princess in a smokin' hot dress would never tell me our love is taboo and forbidden.

*space royalty actually

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago

Not β€œtaboo and forbidden”, β€œnaboo and tatooine”

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Will it help if I tell you our love is taboo and forbidden?

[–] tacotroubles@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

my dude, our love is forbidden and taboo six days a week. tuesdays, no holds are barred.

[–] tacotroubles@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Fucking goosebumps bro!

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, that was after she was retconned to no longer be space royalty. She was at that time a space politician that started her career when she was elected to be the leader of a planet when she was 15 years old.

Because that's how you do great world building!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

she was elected queen. because in space you vote for queen.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Plenty of people on Earth have voted for their kings and queens.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elective_monarchy

be quiet! i order you to be quiet!

[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Disturbing image

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 weeks ago

I was unsure if this actually was a real dress she wore, given the AI enhancements to the image, but it actually seems to be real: PadmΓ© Amidala - Black corset dress (without shawl)