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[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The first one's always kinda fucked up.

[–] Snowcano@startrek.website 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That’s true. Why is that?

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

pan isn't hot enough or you need to calibrate your skills

oh i thought we were talking about my dipshit brother again

[–] Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Second one the pan is not too hot and even temperature

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

I like the Indian saying when making crepes/pancakes. “The first one is for baby Ganesha”.

[–] gilgameth@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

That's not a pancake, it's a creampie.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago

It got out before become conscious 🥹

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Happy Father’s Day!

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Whatever's going on, I'm pretty sure it's illegal to eat in at least a dozen states.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

I made pancakes and eggs. I mean pancake eggs. Egg pancake. I fertilized the pancakes, babe.