It's called tempo, you sub-1800ers /s
this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2026
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So what that brick do?
The FIDE regulations dictate that a player who declines en passant must drop a brick on their pipi. A brick is kept nearby for such eventualities
I figured it was something like that.
holy hell
No no, this makes sense, you literally need to cheat.
It works for the crooks in charge.
But the people paying for these kind of alpha boot camps aren't ever going to be in that position. They'll just put on blinders and "hustle" like a good little worker.
Alpha in the software sense: pre-release, lots of bugs, definitely not ready for production, sale, or wide public viewing.
So we can ship it tomorrow? Great I just told the investors, so we're now leagly obligated to ship it tomorrow.
And increasingly: Mostly composed of an assortment of self-reinforced hallucinations.
To be fair, though, if you were in a game of chess where you could make 10 moves for every one move your opponent makes, it would be really easy to win that game of chess.
The Scholar’s mate school of business.
Chess with flash windows.
I feel so fucking dirty for saying those words. Good god.
But that is how CEO assholes work (or try to until they can't get away with it)
Source: worked with nearly a dozen CEOs of various size companies
I gave up on playing chess. The game has become such a metaphor, such a fetish symbol for intellect, so every dude "knows how to play", but won't risk the humiliation of loss, and therefore won't play. I don't enjoy online chess, so I just don't get to play.
Give shot chess a try. Each piece is a small shot glass.
I had loads of fun destroying my friends since I was in the chess club in grade school. And they had fun because alcohol.
Or find a park that has chess boards.
I don't want to ruin this meme, but he's saying a real thing in a confusing way. You have to think 10 moves ahead of your opponent and also the repercussions of each move at every step.
Zero points for saying it wrong, though.
“You miss every shot you take”
“The only thing we do not fear is fear itself”
“Interrupt your opponent when he is making a mistake”
No, he said a real thing in a completely factually wrong way, and that's assuming that this "entrepeneur" actually understood it correctly, which I doubt.