this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2026
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[–] x00z@lemmy.world 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Want to sell stuff to people with ADHD? Look no further! Our amazing privacy invading marketing platform allows you to quickly sell stuff to people with ADHD! You want a userbase that doesn't even use your app after purchase? Imagine the savings on maintenance costs by them losing interest!

Note: We will filter out the people that have recently bought Ritalin.

[–] Diurnambule@jlai.lu 1 points 3 weeks ago

Shhh don't say it out loud it lake google look bad. I hope alternatives will exist in the future.

[–] hexagonwin@lemmy.today 5 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

wtf? how do they even know their user has ADHD?

ik they basically analyze every user activity but still

Google knows more about their users than their users.

[–] stepan@lemmy.cafe 4 points 4 weeks ago

i woud guess that one of the easy things to tell about a user. they know much more...

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Target can tell when a customer is pregnant before their customer does, and they've been able to for over a decade. Google could reasonably hand out diagnoses at this point

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Apple Music started insinuating I was gay through playlist names recommended to me because I listened to a lot of dance music and techno.

I sent them a letter asking about it and never saw them again.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Algorithms tend to notice before you do....

[–] Cherry@piefed.social 3 points 4 weeks ago

The amount of stuff going on In that one screen is overwhelming. My eyes don’t know where to look. I avoid these interfaces.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 1 points 3 weeks ago

All the cool kids have ADHD 🤟