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[–] gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, the pubic hair or the president?

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Or the band? Or the flora?

[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

Or the beer?

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 14 points 9 hours ago

Could we stop trying to resuscitate that man's image? He was a war criminal just like every other president before and after.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

I don't like bush, so I shave my own and help my partners when they choose to do so. Everyone wins.

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 10 points 8 hours ago

Same. Shaved or well trimmed avoids a mouthful of pubes.

Feel free to grow it into a 1970s afro, but I'm not putting my face down there and weed wacking your untamed garden to the promised land.

[–] KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 3 points 6 hours ago

Men are against hedges. However... a nice topiary can be appreciated.

[–] dwzap@lemmy.world 17 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I’m confused. Are we talking V Bush or W Bush?

[–] cobalt32@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Or the band Bush?

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm a woman who is basically fine with bush but if it's totally untamed just logistically I am going to have to pause from my eating you and/or swallowing you down a lot to pick hairs out of my mouth. But if you're fine with that and I'm into you then I'm more than fine with that too.

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

I learnt from watching cats lick themselves. I just cough up a furball later.

[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 hours ago

Bush? No, thank you. I am an anti-imperialist

[–] mosspiglet@lemmy.world 45 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

My partner will grow everything out, full pits, full bush and I'm like "Yes! so sexy!" Then she'll decide to shave everything and I'm like "awwww yeah!". Then back to the bush and I'm again stoked. She's beautiful and sexy no matter what.

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 9 points 13 hours ago

This is really sweet <3

[–] sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 hours ago

I'm assuming you don't mind the razor burn moments in between either.

[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

She is a real asset.

[–] vathecka@lemmy.radio 11 points 11 hours ago

big fan of the iraq war ig

[–] StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world 21 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

I'm torn.

I don't want hair in my mouth, but I do like the idea of playing in the jungle.

[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 hours ago

Part the lips delicately with your index and ring finger, while your middle finger is inside. If you have two fingers inside (middle and ring), use your pinky instead. Your chin should be resting on your palm

[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Keep the bush out of the valley... Have both worlds.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 32 points 14 hours ago (14 children)

I think anyone that makes blanket generalizations is deceitful, what a coincidence.

[–] nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 21 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Exactly. Only a sith deals in absolutes.

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago

I absolutely approve of afro-sized bush to bury my beard in /shrug

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Broad sweeping generalizations are ALWAYS wrong

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 5 minutes ago

I wish statements like that made LLMs explode.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 9 points 14 hours ago (10 children)

You just made a blanket statement too ;)

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[–] brownsugga@lemmy.world 16 points 14 hours ago (11 children)

Not knocking the bush but the broader trend of shaving/waxing has reduced the overall rate of pubic lice infestations

[–] TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

I'll grant that, but you know how some ladies prefer a man with a beard? It's sort of the same mentality. Now to the ladies, who like beards, I ask you: Do you prefer "wild homeless man" or "18th century naval ships captain?"

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That's what I thought, so don't think I'm saying "ignore grooming."

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[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 11 points 14 hours ago (8 children)

Is it wrong to prefer clean shaven now?????

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 12 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

If you watched the video, she is very specifically talking about men who are commenting about women’s body hair publicly.

You can have a preference without telling random women they should shave because it’s your personal preference.

I have a preference for trimmed or hairy, but I don’t tell people that they must quit shaving because I find it more attractive.

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

wait I genuinely thought she was talking about president bush and I tried making a joke lmao

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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

How did you watch a video? I only see an un-attributed blurry screenshot.

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[–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Having a preference for A over B is not the same thing as hating B.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

On October 23rd, 2017, [Twitter] user @BravoCoolee made a post that read, "Twitter the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes” and somebody will say “So you hate waffles?” No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about."

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/no-bitch-dats-a-whole-new-x-wtf-is-you-talkin-about

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[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 29 points 17 hours ago

Well they are both war criminals who should be tried as traitors, and the whitewashing of their legacies is deeply shameful to say the least.

[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

I'm going to make the follow-up series, "Women that don't eat my perfectly maintained ass are ungrateful"

Please like and subscribe and eat my booty like groceries

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