Why tf would drinking alkaline water be good for you? I believe it would be bad for u in the long-term, cos that would make ur body produce more stomach acid since it constantly gets neutralized, or am I wrong here?
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This one always makes me crazy. Our stomachs work to keep an acidic environment for our protection and digestion.
Hey! Maybe I should sand off the skin on my body to get more vitamin D when I sunbathe! π«ͺ
Itβs marketing bs because there is pseudoscience that the cause of cancer and other illnesses is from acids and alkaline water will prevent you from those illnesses even though itβs completely bunk and push by the same people who think essential oils can heal you too
Would it be wrong to offer someone like this a spoonful of lye? Its alkaline...
i havent read a book in 20 years but i read for hours each day
I stopped reading after the 8+ hours of sleep part.
If you can't sleep 8 hours within a 30 day period, you should seek medical help. I can sleep 8+ hours in just a week, and I'm not even that good at sleeping.
I'll one up you, I can sleep 8h in... Two days!
Protip: if you can drink really high pH water you'll only have to do this for one day
If you use sodium hydroxide to raise your the ph of the water, you can also make yourself into soap!
Edit: e tΓΊ, autocorrect?
whatever kills you makes you stronger!
I only drink pH14 water
That stopped being water long ago
I think the mediate 10 minutes is something thst turns a lot of people off but the secret is you just have to sit quietly not thinking about much. That's what's important
no sugar
I ded
Not sure the daily sun will be good for my sewn-on face. Better get extras.
You do you, but I'm going to stick with the recommendation of one per day. Any more than that just seems wasteful.
Switch? I'll take your exercise while you take my mandatory 30 min sun part?
where's the part where I contemplate shooting myself for the 6th time this week