For England:
- alright mate
- calm down
- are you havin' a laugh?
- u wot?
- listen, knobhead
- u fuckin' wot mate?
this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2026
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Someone calls me buddy we're throwing hands.
You forgot Bless your heart.
Bless your hearrrrtt.
Lol. This isn't white people, it's old people.
Alright bucko
Said by a man called Clem.
TIL white people only exist in Midwest US.
Correct
This isn't even Midwestern, it's like Wisconsin and Minnesota.
As a Kansan I hear about half of these regularly.
Correct
I’m not your buddy, guy.
I aint your guy, pal
I'm not your pal, friend.
I'm not your friend, chum.
I'm not your chum, mate.
I ain't your friend, acquaintance
We ain't acquaintances, bro
Bro! You fuck!
You're goddamn right I do
My son always says “ok pal” he’s 18 going on 65
Oh my stars and garters
What about "hey! Fucko!" I've never heard anyone say that. So far.
usually the bullet hits you before you can hear it
0.5: Alright, look here, you little shit
0.1: Listen up, chucklefuck
0.08: Them’s fightin’ words
Better to just say Midwestern.
Also, White folks around here, 1) is firing a semi-automatic into your home or car. We have a lot of meth heads...
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Where's the classic "Why I oughtta"?
According this list: I'm not white
Correct
"You're crusin' for a bruisin'!"
Okay, but "dude, what the fuck" should be up there
There's a different one for stoners.
- What?
- Man.
- Come on man.
- Not cool.
- Dude, what the fuck
- Major vibe clash, you should chill with your other friends today.
Same with Australia
- Oi
- Oi mate
- Oi arsehole
- Oi cunt
- Oi shitcunt
- Right cunt let’s go
Edited, twice, looks like voyager doesn’t want to play
You forgot the Standard disclaimer that these can all be used interchangably as terms of endearment too.
Indeed I did and indeed they can.
I’ve been white for 45 years now and have never heard anyone use any of these. I have seen racist people on TV use these terms to label them as white people terms. I mean racism is racism no matter skin color.
I've heard all of these lots... Regional differences? They're certainly popular in entertainment too
And the "white anger" bit is clearly a joke
You're in the minority. Also, racial humor and racist humor are two different things.
Here come the magic words:
American Midwest
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I feel personally attacked.
I'm personally attacking you
At least the feeling is justified, then.
- NI
Now bring me a shrubbery
Now, see here!
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