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Literally psyops instead of helping. The people who did this are the characters you see getting shot in the movies and don't feel bad about it.
Let's do more of that.
Shooting them?
How about guillotining them?
Yes.
Preferably
Oh, good!
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This will drive them insane, but it will not deter them.
Soon, the city will be dealing with a bunch of unfortunate folks who are not only poor, but also enraged.
There you go, berserked homeless people!
I love the idea of deterring them as if they have a choice and are just very persistent in exploring their passion, being homeless.....
“Ok, we hear you, but how can we add the irresistible craving to eat human flesh into the mix?” - the business owners, probably.
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"Are you going to help them? Use the money to help anyone, or maybe take this moment to highlight people in need?"
"The fuck? No, I'm going to make their lives worse for having the audacity to be poor and seeking shelter. How dare they ruin my view with their homelessness."
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Did they pay for the rights to play the song publicly?
So were they deterred? Did this help them find a home?
"We just need to show them that homelessness isn't as comfortable as they think!"
Not so fun fact, ths cia used "i love you" by barney the dinosaur as a method of torture for prisoners during the war on terror and beyond!
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Apparently you can't swear in YouTube comments anymore.
When did that happen?
Within the last year. Everyone decided that McDonald's doesn't want burger ads next to no no words and it's ruined the mainstream Internet
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Ahhh.... Feels good.
A true pity over the mainstream internet though. The timeframe in which it was beautiful... Was brief. Maybe someday it can be, again. 🥂 A revoir.
Dude you can't just say "sn*rgletooth" on the internet.
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Edit: spelling fuck haha
These SNARGLETOOTHS were brought to you by McDonalds!
I'm so happy that people on Lemmy hate self-censorship as much as they should. Whenever a meme with a censored word gets posted, the comments are nothing but complaints until OP fixes it.
I dream of a pure information protocol. Kinda like RSS, but... More.
- allow any piece of information (news article, DM, sensor reading,...) to be wrapped in a standard format
- subscribe to any number of source directly or indirectly (e.g. through a self-hosted relay server)
- allow networks to define default data sources (e.g. get sensor data from machines as soon as you are connected to corporate networks
- make the data declare what UI elements are required,
- but allow clients to display them however the fuck they want
- allow user to assign priorities statically or programmatically to any source, and to filter, sort, categorize based on it
Essentially: I want "the feed" from universes like The Expanse
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I deleted my TikTok after my comment was removed. I said "gross" to some people being racist. Yes, apparently just the word gross is enough. I knew this was coming. Censorship of the internet was my first concern when AI started to be rolled out. It's getting bad to the point I no longer want to participate.
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But I know the phenomenon. They also do this for shopping promenades to deter musicians etc.
How about getting everyone who's upset that they have to see homeless people and blinding them with hot pokers? That should work it out and we wouldn't need to pay royalties.
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