chAir Force flu prevents flying.
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"Our new policy is simple: If you, an American warrior entrusted to defend this nation, believe that the flu vaccine is in your best interest, then you are free to take it; you should. But we will not force you," Hegseth said in April.
Hegseth is a profoundly stupid person who should not be entrusted to make any decisions. He should be removed from power to spend the rest of his obscured life cleaning up litter or something similarly useful.
I saw a thing the other day comparing the first term of the admin to the second and one major thing was choosing loyalty over competence. Competent people undermine the evil/stupid policy decisions Trump makes, which is a major reason the first term wasn't so destructive. Hegseth is a perfect example of second term cabinet members being loyal and stupid.
Yeah... And anyone with two brain cells to rub together could see that.
Country still voted him back in.
Yeah, let's not take medical advice from the dude who doesn't wash his hands.
Congratulations RFK, you managed to start a flu outbreak in the summer
🌞 Hot flu summer ⛱️
If that guy isn't pestilence IDK who is
Almost as if the rule was there for a reason.
Freaking clowns running everything
hey, that’s not fair to clowns
Even Pennywise be like “You guys sure this is a good idea?”
That’s not fair to running
Just like how they say '''Absolutely No [Fucking] In the Labor Room'''
Its there for a reason.
Why did Hussein Obama do this and invent the flu? Terrible president, the WORST we had. EVER.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesterton%27s_fence
It would have been really easy for them to learn why we vaccinate large groups of people living in close quarters.
Wait. Isn't the shot causing authosm? Maybe it doean't do anything, if you're authistic already...
Autistic drone pilots?