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[–] quitthebiz@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Fucking DC antifa. Blowing their budget on swanky storage units.

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 109 points 1 day ago (13 children)

So post a picture of a prop from the movie The Rock and you can fool tardbags about anything at all huh?

[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

MAGAts have a hard time distinguishing fact from fiction so yes.

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[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Oh god. They foiled another ANTIFA agent. Those sick bastards.

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 1 points 17 hours ago

Looks like they found a stash of Buzzballs...

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Americans: We are not stupid. Thats just a stereotype.

Also Americans:

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We're not all stupid, just a frustrating number of us

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[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Caches of dihydrogen-oxide were discovered, a chemical which if inhaled can asphyxiate and cause death. The chemical was cleverly disguised with sweeteners and packed in containers making it look like a harmless treat.

WARN YOUR CHILDREN!!!

(Ie they found a six-pack of Sprite)

[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

aggressîve algae

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dear God.

We need to pull Sean Connery out of retirement to save us from The Rock and hardplace we find ourselves stuck in between.

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Wow, i genuinely didnt know.

How the hell did he pass without there being a big hullabaloo over it.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

It was during lockdown and before the vaccine, shit was crazy

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[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Question. The dumb asses just started using the word peptide more frequently, am I correct in assuming that it is just another word for protein/amino acid?

[–] Anarch157a@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago

All proteins are peptides but not all peptides are proteins. Peptides are chains of aminoacids, when they're long enough, then they're called proteins.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 81 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The Rock was the basis for false descriptions of the Iraqi chemical weapons program. Britain's Secret Intelligence Service was led to believe Saddam Hussein was continuing to produce weapons of mass destruction by a false agent who based his reports on The Rock, according to the Chilcot Inquiry. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rock_(film)

Time is a flat circle

[–] Ravenheart@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"Aggressive algae"? Really?

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 6 points 1 day ago

Maybe it's like the slime in Ghostbusters 2. If we play Jackie Wilson real loud it'll stop being so aggressive.

[–] Ozymati@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you're alone when you walk past it, it'll mug you

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[–] winkledinkle@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

Oh hey, you found my ass plug.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Broken by John McAfee himself

[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A really elegant string of pearls configuration.

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[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 242 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Isn't that the chemical weapon from The Rock ?

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 124 points 2 days ago (14 children)
[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 67 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Fun fact, Mi6 plagiarized from the plot from The Rock to justify the invasion of Iraq.

Specifically "the use of glass containers for chemical agents and the similarity of the description to those portrayed in The Rock "

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[–] OS2Warp@lemmy.zip 96 points 2 days ago

Yes. In a string of pearls configuration; very unstable.

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[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 98 points 2 days ago (23 children)

anyone with a real degree in microbiology would know that you cant keep microbes in those little glass balls with little to no oxygen

this is green dye

[–] sniggleboots@europe.pub 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)

see they even fucking admit it! green die! the left are fucking nuts!!!

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I'm literally dyeing over here.

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 day ago

Suuuuuure. Antifa is so fucking dumb, their genius plan is to sabotage the reflection pool, because that is the thing that will tear down the power of fascists. Hmm hmm, yeah sounds legit. For sure a better explenation than the corrupt guy getting the job because he's buddies with Trump, without any consideration for any other company, while he cuts corners and cheaps out on shit which ends up with a lowsy job. Suuuuure. The guy looks super trustworthy, and totally not like a Disney villain, so he must be doing a good job. I mean, Trump personally chose him, and Trump is a god so he cannot make bad decisions, he never ever did in his entire life, even molesting kids was a great decision... Right?.... Right? But by sabotaging the reflection pool, antifa will be able to win the fight against Trump and his fascist oligarchs. Yeah, this is what they came up with.

Anyone who believes this shit must have just enough braincells to be able to breath.

The desperation in covering up the lost war against Iran is now so pathetic, they might just release the Epstein files next.

Russia has been at war with Ukraine since 2019 and neither side has won. US has been at war with Iran and they lost within a few months. An illegal war started to cover up the Epstein files. Now a failed job of the reflection pool to cover up that lost war. The US keeps on amazing me they manage to find new lows.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dude that theme by Hans Zimmer has been living rent free in my head for decades.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 60 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (10 children)

This is what the VX gas from The Rock came in.

The crazy thing is that VX gas is real, and what the movie shows it to do isn't even half as bad as what really happens.

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago
[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 83 points 2 days ago (8 children)

The McAfee account has to be a larp account, right? I mean, I know the real McAfee is an actual psycho, but thats not actually him, right?

[–] OS2Warp@lemmy.zip 129 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I think he’s dead, so I’d say it’s not him.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago

Damn its just like that movie, The Rock!

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