Mom: We already have a steam machine at home!
this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2026
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Laundry Tycoon is the most realistic VR game you will ever play.
But does it have active cooling?
Im new to pc and couldnt believe the prices on the steam summer sale. I didnt realise how much I was getting fucked over being on console. $4 FOR HITMAN 3!?
EDIT: its just Hitman 1 and nothing else. Fuck hitman, stupid bald fucking cunt
There are plenty of great deals on Steam, especially during the sales but the Hitman series is not a great example. It used to be simple, the three games as separate purchases. Now it's all rolled into "World of Assassination" with various DLCs you have to buy to get the content from the original games. It's overly complicated and difficult to understand what you need to buy to get what you want.
The cheap one is only the Hitman (2016) content and that is the only one of the three games you can buy without the others.
Oh my fucking god i just saw that
I really wanna buy Hitman (the newest one(s)) but the way it is broken up and sold is hella confusing. Like, you say Hitman 3; is it just 3 or the whole trilogy? Unless you're talking about the OG... The "World of Assassination" package is the one that is weird.
Oh i meant Hitman WOA. It's all 3 Hitman games, but saw it doesnt come with freelancer mode, which their packages are dumb and a massive head fuck - but ill just upgrade to the deluxe package that comes with it next sale. I really only just wanna mod it.
EDIT: no its just Hit fucking man 1
Yeah, see what I mean? lol
I go through the same thing every time any part of WOA is on sale. It's usually just 1 of the 3. It actually is simpler to pirate it than figuring out what one is worth paying for.
You joke but it'll probably run Doom.
If I had any kids in my life (my own, nieces or nephews, etc) and they asked for a Steam Machine, I would totally get them one of these as a joke.
No wonder it's so expensive, they're including snap-on products in the box.
Asked mom if we could get a Steam Machine, “We have steam machine at home.”
The type of person who would trust a $3 used clothes iron is also the type of person who's never ruined a nice shirt with a blast of rusty steam out of a cheap clothes iron.
Or, it's the type of person who is in a life situation which requires shopping at secondhand stores but is still trying to look their best.
Just try the iron on a rag or something first, so you can be sure it isn't spitting rust or creating a fire hazard before using it on clothing you care about.
Was just shitposting a personal anecdote, not trying to incite a class war over a non-refundable clothes iron they wouldn't let you try in the store anyway.
Some people know how to test equipment before first use.
This type of person doesn't iron their shirts. They use the iron to make grilled cheese sandwiches and melt action figures to sniff the fumes.
A person of culture, it seems.
How many FPS do you get in Cyberpunk?
FPS? Folded Poloshirts per Second? Fancy Pants Steamed?
Freshly Pressed Shirts
Nah, this is fake. The packaging is too big for the real Steam Machine.
does anyone still use an iron nowadays? i sure as hell dont
I do. If I’m gonna wear a nice shirt, id prefer it not have wrinkles