Yeah I'm going to need an extra extra large.
(Im lying)
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This is from a movie! The latest Sascha Baron Cohen (Borat, Ali G) movie: Ladies First.
It's about a misogynistic corporate prick who walks against a lamp pole and gets into a world where the roles between women and men are switched.
Don't look at the online ratings, they have been fucked by conservative assholes and the manosphere, it's actually a good movie.
I knew the ratings would tank off of the synopsis alone. They're a predictable lot.
Why is it Hatsune Miku?
"Finally"
From the makers of the "bra" comes...the "bro"!
Id buy one if it also came with a penis sock, im a little modest
Instead of over the shoulder boulder holders, it's an under the butt nut hut
German saying: "Sind die Glocken länger als das Seil beginnt des Lebens zweiter Teil."
Roughly translates to if the bells are longer than the rope, the second part of life begins.
- Goethe
Is.... is that falafal?
Identical shape a consistency to testicles, what's wrong?
Consistency?!?!
Finally a leg up against labia in the camel toe race
The old nut hugger, the scrote swinger, the prairie oyster companion!
Also, somewhere to keep 2 falafels, apparently.
Ok, I'm confused now.
Do those people not wear underwear?
You're saying you can't wear a bra under a shirt?
A shirt would be an analogy for boxers, which do nothing. But boxer briefs or briefs are already supportive like a sports bra. This new... thing... looks like it would be like wearing an underwire under a sports bra.
No this is like wearing a bra specifically to hold your nipples and not the breasts. The bra does this already. The right pair of underwear also already do this for your balls.
Or, and hear me out...just wear boxer briefs.
Most underwear brands now have lines that include a nut pouch. I first saw it on the brand SAXX, which I do love. But even down to jockey and Hanes I think, they now offer these styles.
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Brings me back to how we sung a song in grade school. Edit out Ears with Balls and you get:
Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you swing them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?
When my balls turn red, run.
thanks! now i know what i'm wearing to pride next year
I do want to say that most underwear literally does the same thing. This is kinky AF though, I'd buy it
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Can't wait for the Victor's Secret fashion show
The ballkini
I'm still young, but in a hot day... I would try these.
so long as we can wear just these to the beach. they get a bikini, we get a bikini kinda thing. might need a dong sleeve tho
Side boob is out! Side ball? So hot right now!
ngl I do love a bit of side boob
I hope it lifts and separates!
brenis
A new class of fetishwear is born.
WHERE 👏 DO 👏 YOU 👏 KEEP 👏 THE 👏 NETS 👏 THAT 👏 YOU 👏 PUT 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 BOTTOM 👏 OF 👏 GUYS 👏 BALLS 👏 TO 👏 STOP 👏 THEM 👏 FROM 👏 DUNKING 👏 IN 👏 THE 👏 WATER??? --Carter Pewterschmidt, 2019 (Family Guy, s17e10)
Just wear briefs?
Wow, that's nuts!
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