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[–] foggy@lemmy.world 55 points 1 hour ago

If you don't know, Mt Olive Pickles come from a pretty red area of North Carolina.

Good on them.

[–] joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (3 children)

I honestly think their pickles kind of suck, at least the dills aren't super great, but I will consider trying some other varieties, good job Mt Olive

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I grew up eating their sweet relish in deviled eggs, I’m not going to say it’s irreplaceable but it’s definitely tasty.

[–] joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 hour ago

I don't use much with relish these days but I'll give it a whirl if in the need, thanks :)

[–] robolemmy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 33 minutes ago (1 children)

Their chopped jalapeños are very good but I agree that their pickles are mediocre

[–] joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 32 minutes ago

Oh! I usually make my own but I use a lot of those thanks :)

[–] ImADifferentBird@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 47 minutes ago (1 children)

I usually use their roasted red peppers for shakshuka. They work pretty well for that.

[–] joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 31 minutes ago

Sounds tasty, I never made that myself I'll have to try! thank you :)

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 11 points 52 minutes ago (2 children)

Could we just one time have some event in DC with MAGA people where a Confederate loser flag doesn't show up?

[–] finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 33 minutes ago

The venn diagram between the two groups is a circle, so probably not

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 36 minutes ago (1 children)

Can't we just get rid of the MAGA people instead?

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 1 points 17 minutes ago

I'm sure they could be useful doing manual labor.

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 5 points 45 minutes ago

That is so funny.

The corporate democrats have stopped pretending they are liberal.
And the Republicans have stopped pretending they aren't racist, and in favor of bringing back slavery.

Now if AIPAC will just admit they are part of the Mossad, the set will be complete.