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Lavender cigarettes sound fire though

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[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 4 points 20 minutes ago

I am convinced China will one day create the healthy cigarette. Smoking culture there is still exploring freedoms Americans can barely remember. Chinese pilots were just banned from smoking in the cockpit in 2019, and that was because some idiot ruined everyone by tuning off the cabin circulation so he could vape.

I am assuming he did this so the rest of the plane wouldn't find out that he was huffing cotton candy instead of the sweet and smooth taste of the best flue cured golden tobacco Yunyan has to offer.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 9 points 1 hour ago

Flavored lung darts. At least the cancer goes down easier.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 49 minutes ago (1 children)

I'm glad I quit smoking for the pouches, it's still nicotine, but at least I don't feel like my lungs are on fire and I'm dying half the time, lol

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 4 points 41 minutes ago (1 children)

I need to quit smoking weed. No surprise but uh the indoor air quality monitor i got, literally one puff inside and the air quality is 500+ for a good bit

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 minutes ago

Yeah but watching that smoke swirl the air is nice aint it. I wish I could still smoke in the house. My last apartment was gonna be demolished after I moved out so I could do whatever I wanted. It was great.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 42 minutes ago (1 children)

Sorry, I already have my brand

[–] Big@hexbear.net 7 points 36 minutes ago

Each hit is a shotgun blast to my lungs, but god damn I love being a rebel

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 9 points 1 hour ago

yeah all that "fragrance" is where all the "vitamins" live.